Michelle Sassa

• Author • Ad Girl • Sarcastic Optimist • Co-wrote Copygirl

[Michelle Sassa @SassaMichelle]

We're quick to share success but I was pushed to share a story of failure. Scary AF. But I've heard from other writers and creators that my words struck a chord. Maybe it will inspire you too. @Magnolia Journal spring issue out now.
#writing #authors #publishing #magnolia

[Michelle Sassa @SassaMichelle]

@potterybarn So disappointed with your customer service. Called to get a price adjustment on items I just purchased that then all went on sale and was basically told “too bad. There is nothing we can do. “ guess I will have to return everything & shop elsewhere. #badbusiness

[Michelle Sassa @SassaMichelle]

Somebody please tell the mice in my bread bin that they are breaching my quarantine. Can I flatten the curve? Find out in my latest story: https://t.co/jdOJRDSuEK
#parentingduringcorona #lifeduringcoronavirus #quarantinelife #flattenthecurve #kissmysass

[Michelle Sassa @SassaMichelle]

@anthropologie are you serious with this mailer? I thought the copy to follow would be how you are helping your community. Instead you present me with comfy clothing i can shop for? WTF. I just unsusbcribed from your list. Come on corporations, you can and SHOULD do better!

[Michelle Sassa @SassaMichelle]

@ThisIsRobThomas Can u pretty please sing Rest Stop tonite in Englewood? That’s all I want for Christmas this year.

[Michelle Sassa @SassaMichelle]

@RobThomas It's been DECADES since I've heard you sing Rest Stop live. Picked the wrong nite at Borgata, I guess! Am coming to Englewood, NJ (3rd row!) and so many of us would be so grateful if you sang it.

[Michelle Sassa @SassaMichelle]

Leader is not a title that the world gives to you. It's an offering that you give to the world. @AbbyWambach Congrats on your book launch. Me and my #wolfpack are coming out to howl for you!

[Michelle Sassa @SassaMichelle]

Prank anyone yet today? There's still time. Here's a little help: https://t.co/lzctqB6sZ6

#AprilFoolsDay #AprilFools2019

[Michelle Sassa @SassaMichelle]

That whole movement to “chick up” the ad world? It’s working. This story is for all the boss babes killing it at work: https://t.co/2bOSywD08q

@3PercentConf @TIMESUPAD #WomeninAdvertising #WomeninBusiness #womenshistorymonth #advertising #campaign #HappyInternationalWomensDay

[Michelle Sassa @SassaMichelle]

Ever have a roommate who eats all your food, uses the last of your shampoo and thinks what's yours is hers? Having a daughter is a lot like that - except you can't move out. Read my latest story on Medium https://t.co/RjTfjW5Fx4

[Michelle Sassa @SassaMichelle]

When your dream job turns out to be less #LeanIn and more #MeToo https://t.co/ZIuqMfYpy7 

#dietmadisonave #toxicculture #copygirl @mitchaelanna

[Michelle Sassa @SassaMichelle]

💕Be your own Valentine💕

COPYGIRL the novel, Now $1.99 https://t.co/ZIuqMfYpy7 )
Get copies for your galpals and one for your first love – yourself!
@mitchaelanna #Valentineslove #booklove #authorlove #booksonsale

[Michelle Sassa @SassaMichelle]

"I’m lucky my best friends laugh a lot" 💕#HappyGalentinesDay💕

(Excerpt from COPYGIRL, Now $1.99 https://t.co/ZIuqMfYpy7 )
Get copies for your galpals and one for your first love – yourself!
@mitchaelanna @BerkleyPub #GalentinesDay #booklove #authorlove #booksonsale

[Michelle Sassa @SassaMichelle]

@ThisIsRobThomas @BorgataAC Rest Stop please! On Friday nite. Haven’t heard you sing it live in years. My besties and I are reuniting to see you, and know every word so we can help you!

[Michelle Sassa @SassaMichelle]

When I told my husband that Harley-Davidson liked this piece I wrote so much they were giving us one of these bikes, his face lit up like a Christmas tree. #SorryHon #Kidding #Wecanalwaysbuyone https://t.co/pB2TQ2cTsU

[Michelle Sassa @SassaMichelle]

It's outta here! #cooperstownhomer Way to go Jack! https://t.co/nK5nUVja4x

[Michelle Sassa @SassaMichelle]

They've been waiting 12 years for this! Go Huskies!! @ Cooperstown Dreams Park Team Fan Club https://t.co/KyKzMAiONw

[Michelle Sassa @SassaMichelle]

Have to say, I'm a bit of an expert on home health now after writing this article. May have to get the hubby to rip up the rugs.

[Panasonic North America @PanasonicNA]

Are contractors the new healthy home experts? Learn how to help clients breathe easy by picking the right ventilation strategy. 🏡 https://t.co/MPCt4woJDP

[Michelle Sassa @SassaMichelle]

Ever have a roommate who thinks what's yours is hers? I do. My daughter. Read about it in my latest story: https://t.co/YUdBvjbKkI

[Michelle Sassa @SassaMichelle]

My Nina helped conduct the research for this story! And contributed the head gear idea! Future inventor? https://t.co/B61R2nfkMN

[Panasonic North America @PanasonicNA]

Mind-reading head gear that can jot down your thoughts? Check out some ideas by future innovators who haven’t even hit puberty. https://t.co/xGzptOAMeU #GenZ