So I had s e x with this girl yesterday, after we finished she started crying 😢.
I asked her what's wrong, she said "I know you gonna leave me after this 😔".
Bro, that shit almost made me cry too, because she was damn right!
🚨🗣️ Roy Keane takes a brutal swipe at Bruno Fernandes after the assist record debate
🗣️ Keane: “Too much attention can make a donkey think he’s a lion.”
“It’s actually a slap in the face to this league if people start calling Bruno the greatest playmaker in Premier League history just because he racks up assists from set pieces and corners.”
“Be serious for one second.”
“Is Bruno better than Mesut Özil? I don’t think so.”
“And putting him ahead of Kevin De Bruyne or Thierry Henry? Absolutely ridiculous.”
“Those players controlled games, dictated football matches and terrified opponents.”
“Statistics alone don’t make you greater than legends.”
Today is the last time we’ll ever see Pep Guardiola manage City.
Today is the last time we’ll ever see Bernardo Silva and John Stones play for City.
I am not ready to let go.