invisigurl (elon’s boss)

mommy, hit the pause button.

[invisigurl (elon’s boss) @SasserSunday]

someone give me $8 so I can be verified

[invisigurl (elon’s boss) @SasserSunday]

*a conversation between me and my boyfriend*
me: why don’t humans have anything cool like venom?
him: cause brain big

[invisigurl (elon’s boss) @SasserSunday]

anybody else notice sweet just mean sugar flavored

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#newcoverphoto

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@phoebe_bridgers bisexuals i just got a new job and i got in a fight

[invisigurl (elon’s boss) @SasserSunday]

i think the best thing about being an adult is controlling the thermostat

[invisigurl (elon’s boss) @SasserSunday]

Personally, I could fuck up a tomato basil, cream cheese sandwich… but, also could not. If that makes sense.

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[invisigurl (elon’s boss) @SasserSunday]

the vibe

[invisigurl (elon’s boss) @SasserSunday]

its a good thing phoebe bridgers and tiktok didn’t exist when i was in highschool

[invisigurl (elon’s boss) @SasserSunday]

throwback to when 11 yo me met FUN. in line at the Atlantis diner and I called them posers, then realized who they were and asked for an autograph 😳

[invisigurl (elon’s boss) @SasserSunday]

joejoe

[invisigurl (elon’s boss) @SasserSunday]

having a baby has made me realize, even more, how important the right to choose what happens to YOUR body is.

I love my child more than anything, but I couldn’t imagine going through that if I was forced into it.

#prochoice

[invisigurl (elon’s boss) @SasserSunday]

@unabletohang would u consider a newborn a “tuff guy” ?

[invisigurl (elon’s boss) @SasserSunday]

@georgepickard power to the violet flame

[invisigurl (elon’s boss) @SasserSunday]

I’m glad my daughter won’t be born into a world with out taco bell mexican pizza

[invisigurl (elon’s boss) @SasserSunday]

@unabletohang i also accidentally made an enemy at the dmv today

[invisigurl (elon’s boss) @SasserSunday]

I ironically was a flat earther in high school and, although I thought it was clearly a joke, I honestly don’t know how many people knew it was satire

[invisigurl (elon’s boss) @SasserSunday]

how old were you when you realized not everybody’s parents had these?