Murphy

Running on sleep deprivation and broken dreams. Black Lives Matter.

[Murphy @SasssPants]

Oh hey. Long time no tweet.

[Chaya Milchtein @mechanicfemme]

We surround ourselves with reminders of our "perfect body," the one that society tells us is the epitome of beauty. Displaying this candle will remind you that your body, exactly the way it is, deserves to be celebrated and honored every day. Shop here: https://t.co/OOh803cwAW

[Murphy @SasssPants]

@Carterwbthomas Shoreland used to keep phones over the weekend regularly.

[Chaya Milchtein @mechanicfemme]

Who would have thought I'd land a profile in the Chicago Tribune TWICE? Thank you @nschoenberg for the honor! https://t.co/6nm95Z2ERo

[Murphy @SasssPants]

I hate the @tiktok_us algorithm so much.

[Murphy @SasssPants]

Nothing like having to remove my mom as my emergency contact because she’s dead.

[Murphy @SasssPants]

@tiktok_us keeps removing my content and banning me from posting even though my videos don’t violate community guidelines. This is complete bullshit and I’m not here for it.

[Murphy @SasssPants]

I wish I could be responsibly addicted to aderall so that I didn’t need to sleep.

[Murphy @SasssPants]

Does anyone else sit in the bathtub and sob uncontrollably while listening to voicemails from their dead mother?

Just me?

[Murphy @SasssPants]

@Carterwbthomas WESTBROOK**

[Murphy @SasssPants]

@Carterwbthomas CARTER WESTBROK

[Murphy @SasssPants]

@WizzKhaleesi And idk about everyone else, but when I get dressed in the morning I’m certainly not thinking about what my husband will think of my outfit 😂

[Murphy @SasssPants]

I make perfect humans.

[Murphy @SasssPants]

I made a call out post about AA last night and people are big mad about it.

[Chaya Milchtein @mechanicfemme]

I'm a journalist and an American Jew. I stand unequivocally against the atrocities committed by the government of the State of Israel and Jewish extremist mobs killing Israeli Arabs, burning mosques, and fueling the violence. #NotInMyName

[Murphy @SasssPants]

@Target is this some sort of glitch? I usually get these for under $10 and they’re all listed for $100 on the all right now 😳

[Murphy @SasssPants]

I wonder if my mom knew the last time she saw her grandkids would be the last time she ever saw them.

[Murphy @SasssPants]

@WizzKhaleesi Where did you go??

[Murphy @SasssPants]

I truly don’t know how to manage the grief and anger of losing my mom while still remaining a functioning parent. This shit is hard.

[T. @tzmooth]

Fuck a 2 weeks notice. Yall shoulda noticed 2 weeks ago tht i was bout to quit