Albatross

The world is a very, very scary place. I'll fly over the ocean till I'm ready to be an adult.
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[Albatross @SassyAlbatross]

@hasanthehun I'm vying for Dolly Parton's instead, don't know if you're gonna watch the new John Oliver but, I think he heard your comments about the furry jokes and *spoiler alert* he really doubles down...
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[Albatross @SassyAlbatross]

@IlhanMN @AOC https://t.co/A3LMAW3GRC
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[Albatross @SassyAlbatross]

@AOC 🧿〰️🧿 Also had an epic gamer moment...
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[Albatross @SassyAlbatross]

@PokemonGoApp Mareep...my son...is that you? Please come home Mareep you don't have to wander these cold streets any longer. 110% the only quality pokimon is sheep boi Mareep. 🧿〰️🧿

[Albatross @SassyAlbatross]

@Corpse_Husband @CrankGameplays all Im saying is ... not anything...

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[Albatross @SassyAlbatross]

Its a beautiful day to sit inside and rock back and forth humming the Cheers theme...🦵🧿🕳️🧿

[Albatross @SassyAlbatross]

@zachsilberberg @DeerPyre It must be done...

[Albatross @SassyAlbatross]

I didn't realize how square my brain is until just now, The Mystery Shack in Gravity Falls says "Mystery hack"
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#Squarebrain #idonegoofed #summerween

[Albatross @SassyAlbatross]

Finished my RA training and decorating my floor, guess the theme and I'll give you a gold star. #RA #jam #college

[Albatross @SassyAlbatross]

@TiltedTeknique @rapdailytweets @marcxsy Bonk Bonk Bonk, time for horny jail amiright?
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[Albatross @SassyAlbatross]

@j_a_m_ha @rapdailytweets ACAB...🧿🦷🧿

[Albatross @SassyAlbatross]

@Suntalkeredo @rapdailytweets Bonk, time for him to go to horny jail...🧿🦷🧿

[Albatross @SassyAlbatross]

@instinctblues_ @creams_jeans @rapdailytweets Very Unpleasant...🧿🔥🧿

[Albatross @SassyAlbatross]

@Corpse_Husband Acid Reflux crew got ur back homie. 🧿🔥🧿

[Albatross @SassyAlbatross]

@ariiplierr @rexiplier False...

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[Albatross @SassyAlbatross]

My spine...
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[Albatross @SassyAlbatross]

Just got my Island in Animal Crossing back to 5 star...felt like my world was in a spiral until Isabelle game me the good news. I'm now ready to go back to being a contributing member of society. 🧿🕳️🧿 #Animalcrossing

[Albatross @SassyAlbatross]

@astrid_wolf83 @markiplier This is good, wholesome content, 10/10. Keep it up. 🧿🕳️🧿

[Albatross @SassyAlbatross]

@legionofrenob Definitely doesn't look like something good...

[Albatross @SassyAlbatross]

@legionofrenob At east one of y'all never will...🐸