SassyArgusLeader911

We keep our eyes to the Twitter to bring you the latest sassy takes on crime, fire, accidents in the Sioux Falls area. *Not associated in any way with @Argus911

[SassyArgusLeader911 @SassyArgus911]

The population of Sioux Falls is around 181,000 and there are 600 million cats in the world. If every cat decided to attack our city, each person would have to fend off 3,315 cats and I just don’t think we are ready to handle that.

[SassyArgusLeader911 @SassyArgus911]

Dismembered body found in Sioux Falls.

[SassyArgusLeader911 @SassyArgus911]

Here me out.

We have a problem with some friends and family disagreeing with leaders, scientists, and businesses closing down and practicing social distancing....

Give it a chance....

Say it out loud....

Ok:

#ShooFalls

[SassyArgusLeader911 @SassyArgus911]

@Argus911 Don’t run from cops.

Additionally, don’t run from cops if you’re the slowest in your group.

[SassyArgusLeader911 @SassyArgus911]

That is exactly what we are slaying....er.....saying.

[SassyArgusLeader911 @SassyArgus911]

51,000 acres is 170,750 Gigglebees for those that don’t know the conversion rate. Nearly one GB per person.

[Paul TenHaken @paultenhaken]

On this day in 1883, the Dakota Territorial Legislature granted a city charter to the Village of Sioux Falls. Our fair city was home to 2,100 people across 1,200 acres at the time. 137 years later, we are nearing 200,000 residents spread across 51,000 acres. #SiouxFallsHistory

[SassyArgusLeader911 @SassyArgus911]

@Argus911 Laurel Oaks

[SassyArgusLeader911 @SassyArgus911]

Fluids? Did the deer need to rehydrate for round 2?

[ArgusLeader911 @Argus911]

Car vs deer on I-29 northbound lanes just north of the I-90 interchange, according to scanner. Crews are en route for fluids.

[SassyArgusLeader911 @SassyArgus911]

@Argus911 That wasn’t a bright idea

[SassyArgusLeader911 @SassyArgus911]

@Argus911 Was this just Justin stealing Brady’s dark meet again?

[SassyArgusLeader911 @SassyArgus911]

The point of the meme is that there needs to be a twisting of facts.... I only see 100% truth here.

[ArgusLeader911 @Argus911]

Gonna tell my kids this is the Statue of Liberty

[SassyArgusLeader911 @SassyArgus911]

One of my clearest memories of Mayor TenHaken was when he beat me in chess and I was upset because I’m a sore loser and he said, “ok I’ll play you left-handed” and then I won and it took me until this morning to realize he was clownin me.

[SassyArgusLeader911 @SassyArgus911]

I don’t really feel like working today, hey criminals.... can we take a mutual day off to stay home and watch some Disney+?

[SassyArgusLeader911 @SassyArgus911]

Maybe when they are up for re-election, the supporters of the campaign should be mandated to only use the slogan “Meth, I’m on it.”

[Dakota News Now @dakotanews_now]

Just like everyone else, South Dakota state lawmakers had a variety of different opinions about the campaign. https://t.co/ZfWGqZ3JsF

[SassyArgusLeader911 @SassyArgus911]

@Argus911 Free jerky

[SassyArgusLeader911 @SassyArgus911]

The same company that did the #OnMeth campaign also missed what their sign reads as you drive by it....

[SassyArgusLeader911 @SassyArgus911]

@USD_Probs69 And hol up, what’s going on in the background of that gif?

[SassyArgusLeader911 @SassyArgus911]

This is a situation I wouldn’t trust a Bison or Jackrabbit to handle

...but I’ll bet a bunch of Yotes could Yeet these cats right outta here.

[SSN - South Dakota Coyotes @SSN_USDCoyotes]

The people of Vermillion have been fending off more than that for decades. We’ll send in the troops to mop up when this happens. #VermCats

[SassyArgusLeader911 @SassyArgus911]

Police arrived on sceen and any evidence of a fire disappeared into thin air

[ArgusLeader911 @Argus911]

Smoke investigation at 26th Street and Fifth Avenue, according to scanner.

[SassyArgusLeader911 @SassyArgus911]

Oh boy, the only thing that will be Boring about this thanksgiving is me needing to explain that my read end is “Not a Flamethrower” @elonmusk

[Dakota News Now @dakotanews_now]

Taco Bell published a recipe for chicken taco bisque on its blog, and it promises this recipe will “be the star of your Friendsgiving.”
https://t.co/o0GPcZ8gLX

[SassyArgusLeader911 @SassyArgus911]

@Argus_Joe Oh u rite, i like our chances now

[SassyArgusLeader911 @SassyArgus911]

The population of Sioux Falls is around 181,000 and there are 600 million cats in the world. If every cat decided to attack our city, each person would have to fend off 3,315 cats and I just don’t think we are ready to handle that.