Sassy Bitch

Sassy and bitchy. I say whats on my mind and I'm probably unfairly judging you. #SorryNotSorry

[Sassy Bitch @SassyGirlLife]

#ReasonsIFailAtTwitter ^^^

[Sassy Bitch @SassyGirlLife]

I'm never on here but when I am I click on a random follower, creep thru their twitpics. Get a text, get distracted and repeat in a week.💁

[that blonde girl @thatlostblonde]

I should be used to the way boys treat me by now

[Sassy Bitch @SassyGirlLife]

Ladies, I thought we established that the whole uggs and booty shorts thing wasn't cool in like 2009. Don't bring it back.

[Sassy Bitch @SassyGirlLife]

I hate dumb people. Not you can't "be real" with me. I don't care what you think.

[Sassy Bitch @SassyGirlLife]

I don't get his logic. He can fuck other girls but I'm supposed to sit around and wait for him. Yea. That's NOT gonna happen. #NowOrNever

[Sassy Bitch @SassyGirlLife]

Guys suck. But time to paint that smile on anyways. #FakeItTilYouMakeIt

[Heartless Gay @HeartlessGayyy]

#TweetYourLifeInAPicture

[Ms.Eggplant™ @That_Eggplant]

"It's hard to friend zone someone you still wanna bang"

[Sassy Bitch @SassyGirlLife]

I need a magic get skinny pill. And a magic hair grow 12inches overnight pill. And while we are at it. A pill to make my boobs bigger.

[THE INTERESTING NETWORK @YourDailyInt]

Did you know?

[Sassy Bitch @SassyGirlLife]

Hours from being 21!!

[megan @museumofmegan]

I would be such a good girl friend of I ever got the chance💑👫💏

[Sassy Bitch @SassyGirlLife]

#TheWalkingDead and my bed have become my friends. Too depressed to go out into civilization.

[Sassy Bitch @SassyGirlLife]

Yes my eyes are puffy. Yes I was crying. No I don't want you asking me about it. I'll just start crying again. #leavemealone

[Sassy Bitch @SassyGirlLife]

@batgirlproblems what did I do? Lol

[Sassy Bitch @SassyGirlLife]

Really nothing is better then rolling over after waking up and cuddling up next to the person you love. 😊😍

[Sassy Bitch @SassyGirlLife]

We're more than friends but less than a couple.

[Queen Elsa @ItsFrozen2]

#BBMAs appreciation tweet for Carrie Underwood's legs