SassyPants

Me in my bubble. I like my bubble. Don't pop my bubble. Pop your own bubble. Bubbles. @shrtyshitstainz is my pogostick

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Grow up, they say. Go to college, they say. Get married, they say. Have kids, they say. Wait. Are THEY even happy, I say? Fuck them, I say!

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If you didn't have a purpose before you had a child then what are you going to do when they grow up and leave?

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Your "family" only THINKS they know what's best for you because they were told what was best for them. Don't listen. Always question. Leave.

[SassyPants @SassyKanders]

Other parents encouraging people to have babies because misery loves company.

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Negative energy breeds negativity, eating you alive inside. Positive energy breeds positivity, releasing your light to shine.

[SassyPants @SassyKanders]

If you choose the darkness, you shouldn't wonder why you're always lost.

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Refocus the energy you use when you feel you've been wronged into the energy you use towards achieving happiness.

[SassyPants @SassyKanders]

No go backsies. That includes haircuts and babies.

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I've paid the price to live my life in paradise w/ concierge and warm sunshine, I'm by the pool all the time. Oh the bliss, sweet happiness

[SassyPants @SassyKanders]

Living dreams, not just having them.

[SassyPants @SassyKanders]

When you hefty, still no one's taking your trash out.

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Some people never change or grow...or move, for that matter.

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While everyone else tries to keep up with the Jones' I'll just be over here trying to understand and relate to them.

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You get the attention you seek. Why are you so confused on how it arises? You asked for it.

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People often say what sounds good...what they think you want/need to hear without actually MEANING it. Actions speak louder than words.

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How helpful is ignorant bliss if you can't comprehend it?

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Shelter thy child for as long as possible for they will have a lifetime of weathering to endure.

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Why you asking your broke, divorced Mom for advice on finances and marriage?

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Playing house is cute and all but living it is a whole new thing.

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Do I wanna hold your baby? No. Ewwww. Have you looked at it? Gross. You touch it? For real? Why?