Jake Lite™️

who wouldn’t coast into an auto-piloted persona change? notations will definitely change the world so like that’ll be pretty cool. idk...I’m great how are you?

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

wtf is with hbo max???

[Jake Lite™️ @SassySenate]

Big takeaway from this whole experience is that I’ll never again dream for a vacation any longer than maybe 2 weeks (fortnight for all the UK folk)

[Jake Lite™️ @SassySenate]

@bdgrabinski So shitty, feeling for ya..

[Jordan Crucchiola @JorCru]

Hey world talk about Michaela Coel the way you talk about Phoebe Waller Bridge if you’re so hyped on young British phenoms 🥳

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

Justice for Oluwatoyin “Toyin” Salau https://t.co/f4J4GaoH5b

[Jake Lite™️ @SassySenate]

I saw this movie at the Rio in Vancouver. Was speechless the rest of the day, then watched/read every interview I could find with Jimmie Fails/Joe Talbot

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

San Francisco police officers will be replaced with trained, unarmed professionals to respond to calls for help on noncriminal matters involving mental health, the homeless, school discipline and neighbor disputes, as part of a new wave of police reforms. https://t.co/qD9Rq6G8Nu

[Jake Lite™️ @SassySenate]

@ava Watched last week and fucking bawled 😭😭 still in awe of that cast

[Jake Lite™️ @SassySenate]

The reality of trans refusal of care makes my fucking blood boil. If you can’t identify that as a broken system kindly shut the fuck up

[Jake Lite™️ @SassySenate]

Location is EVERYTHING. Like it’s all I can think about. Location is absolutely EVERYTHING. Fucking don’t even talk to me about ANYTHING OTHER THAN LOCATION! I WILL CUT UR FUCKING TONGUE OFF IF U MENTION SOMETHING ELSE!!! LOCATION LOCATION LOCATIONLOCATIONLOCATIONLOCATIONLOCATION

[Ari Scott @ariscott]

I REFUSE to wear a seat belt! Seat belts make it harder to breathe! And for what? To prevent “car crash deaths” when there is ALSO death caused by OTHER THINGS? What about MY FREEDOM? Besides, God won’t let me die in a car crash! This is a FACT because I WANT IT TO BE. 🇺🇸

[Jake Lite™️ @SassySenate]

I MAY DESTROY YOU is amazing

[Jake Lite™️ @SassySenate]

The “sovereign citizen of the United States” lady is my favourite. Don’t get her started on CO2

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

More than 100 people showed up to this Orange County Board of Supervisors meeting to speak out against face mask regulations

[Jake Lite™️ @SassySenate]

@DrewMcWeeny AMAZING double feature

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

NONE of the @LMPD officers who murdered Breonna Taylor on March 13th have been fired or charged any crimes. They are all being paid as usual.

(L-R) their names are:

Myles Cosgrove
Jonathan Mattingly
Brett Hankison

[Jake Lite™️ @SassySenate]

Do racists dream of close-minded sheep

[Jake Lite™️ @SassySenate]

Dan thought he’d spend his June 10 2020 advocating for mental well being

[Jake Lite™️ @SassySenate]

TV is Real Life
Animals/Sunsets are TV
Sleeping is my Life’s Work
Survivor is Sports
Dialogue is Monologue
Sweatpants are Jeans
Wednesdays are Saturdays
Socks are the Devil

[Dr. Miah @dst6n01]

Story I learned last night:

I started Girl Scouts in first grade and was an active scout until I was 17 (12th grade)—did ALL the GS stuff and loved my scouting experience. I was a GS national delegate.

My troop, 1001, was in Detroit and almost all black.

[Jake Lite™️ @SassySenate]

Some guy with a 🇺🇸 in his username - “TaKE POLItIcS OuT OF SPORTS/TV”

Same guy - “BLM IS A TERRORIST ORGANIzaTIon FUNdED BY DEmoCRAts WHO R CAMPAIGNING 4 NEX ELECTION. DAMN LIBS CANT DEAL WITH A FACTUal argUMENT DID I MenTION I HATE DEMOcrATS LET ME TELL u moRE ABOUT DEMOCRATS