Vex -- 𝔇𝔬𝔬𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔊𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪

Eurgh... Whatever...

Mun is female. Don't be weird about it... or do... I don't really care

#OpenDMs DONT JUST SAY HI OR SEND A JUST AN EMOJI I SWEAR 🤬😡

[Vex -- 𝔇𝔬𝔬𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔊𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪 @SassySwitchVex]

😈 𝕴 𝖆𝖒 𝖉𝖆𝖗𝖐... 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖓 .. 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖑𝖞 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖉! 😈

> Bisexual, Pref Fem/futa/Int
> #NSFW #LewdRP
> Minors get outta here
> Lewd on TL & DM
> Muse can be female/futa
> Switch leaning sub
> #DMsOpen
> Muse is 1000+
> Kinks / Limits soon 😱

[Vex -- 𝔇𝔬𝔬𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔊𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪 @SassySwitchVex]

@HexLand 😈 One day I'll be able to contribute more to the yordle alliance, but let me farm up a bit. Also despite Elon's censorship you should definitely put your spicier content for us to enjoy somewhere. Some of us love your creations even if the rich African man doesnt

[Vex -- 𝔇𝔬𝔬𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔊𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪 @SassySwitchVex]

@erebus498 😈 More representation for the BEST yordle!

[Vex -- 𝔇𝔬𝔬𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔊𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪 @SassySwitchVex]

@AisakahR34 😈 Can't wait to see it 🫶

[Vex -- 𝔇𝔬𝔬𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔊𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪 @SassySwitchVex]

😈 POV Vex attempting to please the enemy jungler

[Vex -- 𝔇𝔬𝔬𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔊𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪 @SassySwitchVex]

Since you're all so desperate for my attention, here's something to actually keep you looking.

Try not to drool on your screens, it's pathetic.

--ah... fuck...
#SeductiveSunday

[Vex -- 𝔇𝔬𝔬𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔊𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪 @SassySwitchVex]

@HexLand Absolute cinema, as always 🙏

[Vex -- 𝔇𝔬𝔬𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔊𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪 @SassySwitchVex]

...well... That doesn't sound SO bad...

Okay FINE!

But only if we book back seat tickets! I don't want any normies staring at the back of my head while I'm enjoying the show.

... Wait, what kind of movies do you like?

[𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐦𝐚 || 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 @Control_Devi1]

𝕀 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕠 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕒 𝕞𝕠𝕧𝕚𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕪𝕠𝕦. 𝔼𝕟𝕛𝕠𝕪 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕤. 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕚𝕤, 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦’𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕕?

[Vex -- 𝔇𝔬𝔬𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔊𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪 @SassySwitchVex]

...fuck those eyes are--

--I MEAN

*Ahem*

Well what is it that you DO want then, hmm?

[𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐦𝐚 || 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 @Control_Devi1]

𝕀’𝕝𝕝 𝕘𝕝𝕒𝕕𝕝𝕪 𝕝𝕒𝕪 𝕚𝕥 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦. 𝔻𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪

𝕀’𝕞 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕔𝕠𝕔𝕜! 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒 𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕟𝕤 𝕞𝕖

[Vex -- 𝔇𝔬𝔬𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔊𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪 @SassySwitchVex]

@Control_Devi1 The doubts in your mind aren't my concern, lady.

If you're SO superior, why don't you pay me a visit to explain exactly how you came to such delusions of grandure.

Who knows, I might even let you see that cock of mine you seem so infatuated with, hmm? 🤫

[Vex -- 𝔇𝔬𝔬𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔊𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪 @SassySwitchVex]

@HexLand Gorgeous. Fuck Elon for not letting you share it more freely ❤️

[Vex -- 𝔇𝔬𝔬𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔊𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪 @SassySwitchVex]

You do? HA!

*Complying with her nudges, they both wander off from the crowd towards a more secluded area*

Come on miss sparkles, what could YOU possibly know about any of those things? I've literally BEEN to the shadow isles. You know THE shadow isle? Of course you don't.

[𝕸𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 𝕾𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖔𝖑 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 @MagicalGirlZoe]

Zoe rolled her eyes at Vex's last comment, instead just starting to push Vex forward to get them away from the crowd to somewhere more private.

"I actually understand those things way better than you think~
Want me to show you?"

[Vex -- 𝔇𝔬𝔬𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔊𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪 @SassySwitchVex]

Really? In front of all these people?

I mean... What do you know about decay? corruption? Deception? SO cool!

And shadows... -- I mean not THAT Shadow, but like shadows.. Yeaaahh.. They're cool...

*Notices blank, confused faces surrounding them*

*Sigh* No-one understands me..

[𝕸𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 𝕾𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖔𝖑 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 @MagicalGirlZoe]

Zoe giggled playfully at Vex's comment, waving her hand in dismiss at it.

"Oh, Pfffttt! Don't worry about it!
Opposites attract and all that!
Don't worry too much about it, we can talk about dark, goth and gloomy things all you want!"

[Vex -- 𝔇𝔬𝔬𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔊𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪 @SassySwitchVex]

Be with me...?

*She's shocked once more before snapping back to herself once again*

What are you talking about? We're polar opposites!

You're all ✨ Sparkles and Rainbows 🌈 it's... Revolting.

*Writhing in her tight, caring grasp*

Death and despair is waaaayy more my speed

[𝕸𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 𝕾𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖔𝖑 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 @MagicalGirlZoe]

It was too late, Zoe already took a picture with the grumpy pouting Vex.

She slips her phone back into her pocket, her hands wrapping tighter around Vex as she leaned over Vex's shoulder.

"Awww Vexxy! Don't be like that!
There is nothing better to do then be with you, Vexxy~"

[Vex -- 𝔇𝔬𝔬𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔊𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪 @SassySwitchVex]

I'm.. on your mind..?

--I mean WHATEVER. I already told you to let go of me!

I don't -DO- selfies.. or hugs.. or friends for that matter

Surely you've got more -popular- girl stuff to be doing like finding a boyfriend or being annoying, quietly, someplace else?!

[𝕸𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 𝕾𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖔𝖑 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 @MagicalGirlZoe]

Zoe just waved her hand in dismiss, pulling out a phone. She leaned against Vex's back and prepared to take a selfie with the gloomy girl.

"Awww, come on Vexxy!
You know you like me~
Who cares about others, you are the only one on my mind Vexxy~"

[Vex -- 𝔇𝔬𝔬𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔊𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪 @SassySwitchVex]

"Deep disgust for everything and everyone probably doesn't count as 'feelings'.. Zoe"

*She starts to feel the gaze of the crowd fall upon them*

"Look! See... This is what I-- Never mind just release me!! Seeing miss popular cuddle up to me might give people the wrong idea!"

[𝕸𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 𝕾𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖔𝖑 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 @MagicalGirlZoe]

"But Vexxy~
You do have feelings, otherwise you wouldn't be embarrassed~"

She giggled playfully, her grip only getting tighter as she hugged the grumpy girl.

Due to Zoe's popularity, people started noticing them.

[Vex -- 𝔇𝔬𝔬𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔊𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪 @SassySwitchVex]

"Eurgh.. Zoe I told you not to call me that!! People will think I have... 'feelings' 🤢"

The grumpy yordle retorts, squirming in the grasp of the exceptionally cheerful being wrapped around her

[𝕸𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 𝕾𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖔𝖑 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 @MagicalGirlZoe]

"Vexxy~~!!"

When Zoe runs into @SassySwitchVex at Valoran High.

Yes she loves hanging out with Vex even if Vex might not like all the attention.

[Vex -- 𝔇𝔬𝔬𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔊𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪 @SassySwitchVex]

Why does the only attention I get have to be from the enemy jungle?!

...well at least we know where she stores all that blood

(@LINGERIELOVER_ ❤️)

[Vex -- 𝔇𝔬𝔬𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔊𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪 @SassySwitchVex]

😈 I wonder who this was about 🤭

[Marin (Free Use)❤️ @FreeUseBlondie]

||Sexting with a guy: "i'm hard wanna see my cock?"
-sure

Sexting with a girl:
-You are so pretty mommy
+You look stunning too

Was the first time I ever did with a girl and was so fucking enjoyable -3-

[Vex -- 𝔇𝔬𝔬𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔊𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪 @SassySwitchVex]

@PrinzOfDelusion 😈 It hurts to see others living your dream 🥺💔

[Vex -- 𝔇𝔬𝔬𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔊𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪 @SassySwitchVex]

😈 Low-key this. I'd get nothing done 😂

[vincent ⚣ SAW NIN 03/15 @meoweenk]

i wish i had a cock so i could rub my morning wood against my bed and groan and roll around and jerk off violently