SassyTraumaNurse

MSN, RN — Trauma Nurse. Sassy. ❤️ ❤️---, USA❤️❤️

[SassyTraumaNurse @SassyTrauma]

@CanadianERRN @murse_nurse I don’t have a Costco nearby, but I will tell my sister!

[SassyTraumaNurse @SassyTrauma]

I really hate when a boutique or something texts you and gives you the option to opt out of receiving notifications.

So... you text back opting OUT, saying please don’t text me anymore.

Then BAM, “we will no longer text you”

Uhh just stop!

[SassyTraumaNurse @SassyTrauma]

@murse_nurse I’ll look it up! Thank you!!!

[SassyTraumaNurse @SassyTrauma]

Whoever invented the “recline” part of an airplane, has a special place in hell.

those seats are already so tight and confinded, I don’t need you leaning your seat back to limit my room EVEN MORE! 😡😡😡😡

[SassyTraumaNurse @SassyTrauma]

@scrubsNsquats I just saw this!!! I didn’t get notified!!! Aghhh I miss you so much!!

[SassyTraumaNurse @SassyTrauma]

@boytoyjonathan You did this?! #savage 😂😂😂😂

[SassyTraumaNurse @SassyTrauma]

@cbmcnary 🤢🤢🤢

[SassyTraumaNurse @SassyTrauma]

@nursingacoffee Preach!!!

[SassyTraumaNurse @SassyTrauma]

@youngblondemom They’re so cute!!! I’ll look into them!! Thank you!! ♥️

[SassyTraumaNurse @SassyTrauma]

@OB_NurseRN ♥️♥️♥️

[Doc Around the Clock @DocAroundThClok]

[Teaching Hospital]

Nurse: The VIP family only wants the attending to do their son’s spinal tap

Me (the attending): But the residents do them 10x more than I do

Nurse: I told them. They’re 100% certain you’ll be successful the first time

Me: Oh...cool [takes sip of water]

[SassyTraumaNurse @SassyTrauma]

@OB_NurseRN Love you!!!!

[SassyTraumaNurse @SassyTrauma]

Why is it I can get eight hours of sleep and still be so cranky and so exhausted?! I’ve been running none stop each and every day! #exhausted #sleepdeprived

[SassyTraumaNurse @SassyTrauma]

@CRNA2018 Congrats!!!! I feel like I’ve followed you since baby nursing, this is HUGE! Go accomplish big dreams!!! 💕💕💕

[SassyTraumaNurse @SassyTrauma]

@cleanhands69 Totally will be here before you know!! You can do it!!!

[SassyTraumaNurse @SassyTrauma]

Graduated this weekend with my masters! Finally finished! MSN, RN! 💕💕

[SassyTraumaNurse @SassyTrauma]

@kejRN88 Totally worth it!! I waited 2 years and went back. And I’m already talking about going back AGAIN! 😬

[SassyTraumaNurse @SassyTrauma]

@dubblecounter Thank you!!!

[SassyTraumaNurse @SassyTrauma]

@BenjaminKnott Thanks, boo!