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[Shea Brenegan @Sassy_Shea2]

@explodingwalrus Yup! Was logged out of all my pages and messenger

[Shea Brenegan @Sassy_Shea2]

@TMZ @TooFab Seriously just drink Ketones. It’s does the hard work for you! HMU

[Shea Brenegan @Sassy_Shea2]

@WFLAJB Carlee Smollet sure is happy to be arrested 🙄

[Shea Brenegan @Sassy_Shea2]

@NancyLeeGrahn @GeneralHospital WHO CARES? Why can’t hackers just get their own accounts??

[Shea Brenegan @Sassy_Shea2]

@ABC LOL! The WHO okay. This is a stretch.

[Shea Brenegan @Sassy_Shea2]

@14_begley @901Lulu @WFLAJB SAME!

[Shea Brenegan @Sassy_Shea2]

Online dating these days is like finding a box at the Lost & Found..

No one wants what’s in there and anything left that is good, has a stain and smells like desperation 🤷🏼‍♀️

#single #dating #lol #truth

[Shea Brenegan @Sassy_Shea2]

Reverse Cowgirl, I don’t agree. A woman should face her problems!

#ISaidWhatISaid

[Shea Brenegan @Sassy_Shea2]

@SheaCoulee Ain’t she a peach

[Shea Brenegan @Sassy_Shea2]

@nxlink Tech support off today? Almost 12 hours with out internet. Have called 3 times get same same “we have someone trying to fix it remotely” at what point do they decide that isn’t correcting the issue? I work from home, not tonight! NO INTERNET!

[Shea Brenegan @Sassy_Shea2]

If opportunity doesn’t knock, be the Doorbell ✨

[Shea Brenegan @Sassy_Shea2]

Therapist:You seem a little down today more than usual

Me:Well, yeah, Its Valentines Day and I’m alone

Therapist:Correct me if I’m wrong, but you’re alone on all the others days too

Me:Am I seriously paying for this? 🤣

[Shea Brenegan @Sassy_Shea2]

@S_CharlesNFL @WFLAJB @ThatDanishGuy3 @BrianEntin One of you please shut this fool down!

[Shea Brenegan @Sassy_Shea2]

@S_CharlesNFL This man going to find himself in court for defamation of character! You nobody trying to gain fame!

[Shea Brenegan @Sassy_Shea2]

Therapist:And how are we feeling today?

Me:A little down, Valentines Day is next week and I’m still single.

Therapist:You’ve been singing “I can buy myself flowers” for weeks now, what’s the issue?

Me:I’m done with this session 🤣

[Shea Brenegan @Sassy_Shea2]

CPA:You’re going to need more tax deductions next year

Me:Single people should get a tax deduction, married people already split the rent!

CPA:Nice Try, get married then

[Shea Brenegan @Sassy_Shea2]

Therapist:What do we say to people to let them know we are welcoming them into our lives?

Me:Buckle up, Bitches

Therapist:That’s enough for today

#lol #therapy #SaturdayVibes

[Shea Brenegan @Sassy_Shea2]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/gdSzcDCW97

[Shea Brenegan @Sassy_Shea2]

Officer:Have you ever been to jail?

Me:Does Facebook count? If so, then yes, I’d say I’m a FB Felon 🤣

#iykyk #lol