Online dating these days is like finding a box at the Lost & Found..
No one wants what’s in there and anything left that is good, has a stain and smells like desperation 🤷🏼♀️
#single#dating#lol#truth
@nxlink Tech support off today? Almost 12 hours with out internet. Have called 3 times get same same “we have someone trying to fix it remotely” at what point do they decide that isn’t correcting the issue? I work from home, not tonight! NO INTERNET!
Therapist:You seem a little down today more than usual
Me:Well, yeah, Its Valentines Day and I’m alone
Therapist:Correct me if I’m wrong, but you’re alone on all the others days too
Me:Am I seriously paying for this? 🤣
Therapist:And how are we feeling today?
Me:A little down, Valentines Day is next week and I’m still single.
Therapist:You’ve been singing “I can buy myself flowers” for weeks now, what’s the issue?
Me:I’m done with this session 🤣
CPA:You’re going to need more tax deductions next year
Me:Single people should get a tax deduction, married people already split the rent!
CPA:Nice Try, get married then
Therapist:What do we say to people to let them know we are welcoming them into our lives?
Me:Buckle up, Bitches
Therapist:That’s enough for today
#lol#therapy#SaturdayVibes