Meet Jason DiMatteo!
The 27-year-old European/Arctic Hare Hybrid serves as the New York Yankees' left-handed starting pitcher. A powerhouse by nature, he uses his pure muscle and grit to pump the fastball to 101 at points, though he kind of wishes he could get automatic wins based on looks alone.
Jason has an affinity for keeping his looks at their peak, spending hours perfecting his fur, his hair, his piercings, even applying makeup to areas he determined "needed work." All of his fashion choices, his tattoos, his hairstyles are all in an effort to look as good as he can. Even his normal wardrobe, consisting of revealing and tight clothing, proves his obsession.
He has a punk streak like his closer friend, Ronnie, though his attitude is more just for the look rather than the life. There's no way Jason could handle the loudness of the punk lifestyle, since he freezes and faints at the loudest of noises. Yes, he's still a softie on the inside.
Jason also sticks to his Italian-American roots, centering around cuisine and just the historical aspect of it. Just don't talk to him about The Sopranos, because he declares himself to be the "know-it-all" of Italian culture in New Jersey, and says the show "doesn't come close to what it really means to be a real Jersey Italian."
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