SgtFitz

Still a Irish/Slovenian Catholic Army vet/retired cop. Smoke/cuss too much, have too many kids (14). Pro Israel & USA. Martin Milner may be my real dad.

[SgtFitz @SatMatHost]

The Iran Navy moonlights as a WHAM! cover band

[SgtFitz @SatMatHost]

Sent you something to compare with lol

[JDVFLFedUpJewess @freejdvfl]

@SatMatHost @CanfieldKenny

[SgtFitz @SatMatHost]

Sent you a sample

[Mary @RealVeryMary]

@SatMatHost I did not picture you tall!!!

[XBradTC @xbradtc]

My church serves noodles at Communion.

We’re Ramen Catholic.

[SgtFitz @SatMatHost]

I had to buy all my stuff at the PXs

[S ͭ ͤ ͮ ͤ B @Bolillo_SCZ]

@SatMatHost JP and ROK are usually so polite and accommodating. But it never occurs to them that, "Hey we got some big feet gaijin visitors arriving, so let's find some big-ass toilet slippers"

[SgtFitz @SatMatHost]

@HeshelAsa changing bedding. Mattress w/a goosefeather bed over it & our cats are being Kamikazes so he's losing the battle. Keeps yelling "Pomoch'l" (little help in Sloveeddish lol) We're witnessing the birth of a new language
@hittyminny @freejdvfl @CyborgPeds @Lakedaimoniois

[SgtFitz @SatMatHost]

Just inside so you can switch without your tootsies touching the tiles.
Most Japanese/Korean bathrooms don't got separated showers. Water right on the floor so you need dedicated rubber sandals to keep your feet dry & the carpet/tatami clean

[Ultra Dano @SuisunDan]

@SatMatHost Do they keep em just outside the door?

[SgtFitz @SatMatHost]

Try wearing size 18s

[S ͭ ͤ ͮ ͤ B @Bolillo_SCZ]

@SatMatHost Confirmed. And the slippers don't even come close to fitting a US size 11

[SgtFitz @SatMatHost]

Bwahahaha worse actor than Ruffalo

[MD @mike_daddino]

LeBron suffers scary injury at end of game 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[SgtFitz @SatMatHost]

It's really common. South Korea It's almost universal even in businesses

[Ultra Dano @SuisunDan]

Do Japanese people really have slippers they wear only to the toilet?

[SgtFitz @SatMatHost]

1000000 Kasichs on a scale of 1-10

[Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter]

On a scale of 1 to Peak Republican, how stupid does the GOP have to be to fail to replace its Senate leadership?

[SgtFitz @SatMatHost]

Love this @BaseballAlmanac

[ThePatrioticDog @ThePatrioticDog]

Free Cyprus! 🇨🇾 🇬🇷

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

😂😂🙌🏻

[SgtFitz @SatMatHost]

Who hurt you?

[Mary @RealVeryMary]

Supper was a can of Greek chickpea salad, a pouch of tuna, and a small avocado.

[SgtFitz @SatMatHost]

The guy with the deranged mickey mouse ear do rag could pass the SV test easier

[🔱⚓️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸I'm The One Called Doc🇺🇸🏴‍☠️⚓️🔱 @hmcrem]

Give this dude a free Sausage McMuffin meal.

[SgtFitz @SatMatHost]

@bearshrugged we got a picture of your great- some huge number -great grandaddies

[SgtFitz @SatMatHost]

Such a good pistol shot his badge swings like a pendulum

[🔱⚓️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸I'm The One Called Doc🇺🇸🏴‍☠️⚓️🔱 @hmcrem]

The MOST Legit Badass Master Gunnery Sergeant EVER!!!!!!
Free Sausage McMuffin for this dude.

[SgtFitz @SatMatHost]

DeWine is one mailman uniform away from being spineless Kasich's dad

[Stand & Speak @LadDilgard]

Dewine is an asshole who never gave a damn about victims of crime. Ohio is becoming a joke.

[SgtFitz @SatMatHost]

LOL Around here Weds is usually one of the slowest days 'cos all the other stores start their weekly sales. Still can't get a park spot within 500 yds of rhe front door tho lol

[Tyler Sebree ⚡️ @TylerSebreezy]

We decided to try Costco for the first time and went to the Polaris location. Never again. How are THIS many people at a store at 11am on a Wednesday? They need traffic lights and stop signs.

[SgtFitz @SatMatHost]

If they're still "traumatized" 150 years later they didn't survive it. Cambodian, European Jews & form SovComm Slavs all dusted off & got back in the saddle within a decade

[MrFezziwig™ @MrFezz15]

Sorry pal. White people didn't invent slavery.

They did abolish it, though.