Satan ✊

I'm the Fabio of Hell, bitches!

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Racial ratios down here can get confusing. Especially since most of the black people here are white people who keep falling into the lake.

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@Joahbenisrael @JamesSm74954761 @jasonwhitlock ...maybe you should care a tiny bit.

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@1976jeeper Prayers for you.

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@donHuanSohn_ @muftimenk I thought this tweet was a Walmart job application...thanks for wasting 12 minutes of my damned life.

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@average_ape @JOEBOTxyz El. Oh. El.

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@average_ape @JOEBOTxyz So is God but both rule so...no need to apply. What?

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@0_azrael You're not too dumb.

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@FromenciaMCK Everything belongs to everyone. Right in two....you split it all right in two. No sharing. You make fences...signs.. you own...govern...control....manipulate...I'm over here preaching Free Love In Amsterdam but wtf do I know lol....drown in your sin lol not me.

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@LawrenceArabi17 @bsaam_r045_10 @Xx17965797N Well said.

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@average_ape @JOEBOTxyz Silver tongue? Geeze I'm not even up to gold yet? What torment level do I need to achieve this goal? ...I wondered silently to myself.

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@GruberChuka Seers use means of the times to immortalize depth of thought or understanding. Only a fool would ignore messages of hope and peace and happiness and growth based on the platform they were displayed for you. ...it's how I roll but it's not like you're fuckin stupid #growup

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@SocialPriestess @StephenM So.
....

.....I dunno about you but on MY planet my dick is way more important than basically anything so...ya. I dunno what this convo is about but ya...dick pills first and what the fuck ever anywhere about anything 2nd.

Period.

Next.

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@thejasonkirk @tcinternets ...or instead get a volcanic red 2002 PT cruiser deluxe with first edition flame decals and then fuckin move on wit' ur mentions.

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@sangfroid97_ So...actually this is Chuck Norris's hell....not mine. Mine is just titties and beer so whatever, bruh.

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@drkevinedward What if....and man this is(n't) a stretch...what if YOU were the antichrist(s).

#HumansSUCK

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@__SheRose__ @OgbeDoraAtuora ...dude's watched Hellraiser WAY too many times.

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@aNewSt4r @z_z_z_975 @EffiongGentle @88_yoooty ....do you have any idea how hard it was for me not to make replies right off the first retard fuckin thing you....let me digress. Literal definitions of a translated idea...so...ok. Influence, not possess. Teal Swan. Listen Linda. Fuckin retards. Digress again. Fml.

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@BatemanOwnsYou @AwesomeCatFurry This is absolutely my favorite conversation on Twitter ever. You both win.

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@DrRozar @ChurchofSatan @satanic_temple_ @RachaelEHarris You functional retards can't keep a new years resolution lol ....move on.