Mulatto Jesus

Some clever devil pun

[Mulatto Jesus @SatanSatire]

How do people have internet drama?

Like how does it get that far?

How do you become so invested in your online bullshit that you actually get mad at this shit and spend weeks "battling" your "enemy"?

WTF is wrong with you people?

[Mulatto Jesus @SatanSatire]

@PandasAndVidya @Vernaculis @CarAssNoble kids in a hot car will quickly receive the sweet release of death...

we won't die... just watch as things get dumber, more ridiculous, and exponentially more unbearable

[Mulatto Jesus @SatanSatire]

@WeeboJones YES

[Mulatto Jesus @SatanSatire]

@Actually_Tina As a general rule people should feel bad about being a nuisance (or causing a nuisance) to the people around them.

It shouldn't just always be on the people being inconvenienced to just get over it...

Fuck the people that caused the situation

[Mulatto Jesus @SatanSatire]

@Actually_Tina Should it be more socially acceptable to loudly and aggressively scream and cry in the faces of the parents and berate them for ruining your day and torturing their own child because they feel their wants trounce the wants of everyone else?

YES

[Mulatto Jesus @SatanSatire]

@IrateAlex @Scribe_Light @IratePrincessXo @BG65146514 I thought we finally made it illegal for people like you to make more people like you

Who do I need to complain to?

[Mulatto Jesus @SatanSatire]

@ssmith3088 @TheCartoonLoon So what is your definition of being X?
Being X = Being X + Not Y + Z

You're a idiot. If you think that the definition of a thing, is that thing plus anything else, your brain is broken...

You should take it out and send it off to be repaired

[Mulatto Jesus @SatanSatire]

@JeremiahBenIsr4 @Jinsakuu @littlecaesars Things better typed into google

[Mulatto Jesus @SatanSatire]

@col_ath @ThomasSowell So you just got no idea what secular means huh?
Therefore your name has been put in the running for headmaster at the Pimpleswine's school for Secular Stuff.

[Mulatto Jesus @SatanSatire]

@D_E_F_U_N_C_T @s8n If they're causing a problem but they succeed at what they're doing

NO PUNISHMENT

but if they fail... Punishment X20

Bring them into the town to be beaten for days.
Invite their crush to sit front row and say shit to crush their spirit forever.

wanna do a trick now?

[Mulatto Jesus @SatanSatire]

@camilzf I agree... Americans are egotistical, self-centered, and mostly just overall ignorant but super fucking confident.

Good thing I'm a Texan lol

[Mulatto Jesus @SatanSatire]

@camilzf I'm from a state that's bigger in size, population, and GDP than 80% of all countries

Say Texas, and they know exactly where I'm talking

If someone says they're from Eswatini there will be follow up question's like "Is that a country?" "Where is that?" "Why do you live there?"

[Mulatto Jesus @SatanSatire]

What does he mean by "IT"???

[The Return of the Ping @PandasAndVidya]

I know.

It feels AMAZING.

[Mulatto Jesus @SatanSatire]

@Prince_Morrigan @NotBlackmore @unvarnishedvoid This response was so far off topic I genuinely don't know why they even bothered replying back to it without acknowledging how stupid this comment was.

Not only does it have nothing to do with what was being talked about it's not even close to being true.

Please feel bad.

[Mulatto Jesus @SatanSatire]

@theonlyjomar
Why would you like my tweet?????
it wasn't a compliment...
I was saying you're as dumb as the broad that thinks women don't choose who they fuck
Both of you sound dumb as hell
And the fact that you didn't even get I was calling you stupid makes me genuinely angry

[Mulatto Jesus @SatanSatire]

Same energy

https://t.co/Lejhx3pslG

[Jomar @theonlyjomar]

@itskellydiane If you have the choice to pick, I’ll say it again.

IF you have the choice to choose either ,or….

And you pick adopted kids, You’re a beta male

You deserve for your wife to sleep with other men

[Mulatto Jesus @SatanSatire]

@D_E_F_U_N_C_T Oh the middle aged cool wine mom?

[Mulatto Jesus @SatanSatire]

@D_E_F_U_N_C_T ok... maybe...

but first.

What are you?

[Mulatto Jesus @SatanSatire]

@PandasAndVidya Luckily AoT doesn't end with fucking starship engineers and at least 2 fucking androids landing on earth trying to blend in with humans who just stepped out of the fucking cave

[Mulatto Jesus @SatanSatire]

@Siradamantine it doesn't cry...

It bravely expresses itself with an aquatic display of unrepressed righteous sadness before courageously taking on a day of pointing out the faults of people wasting their lives under capitalism by having jobs

It's a good it

[Mulatto Jesus @SatanSatire]

Ok I wont be mean, rude, insulting, or demeaning...

But your idea has no merit and should be ignored if not met with outright scorn by anyone who hears it

The world that you want is never going to exist and that's a good thing, because your shortsighted desire is actually awful

[HEALER @ThatVeganHealer]

Being insensitive, homophobic and disrespectful in the replies is not an argument by the way.

Your hate speech is nothing short of violence, and it's quite disappointing to see in 2023.

Do better, consider being more compassionate if you don't want to be an incel forever.