Satan

From where I hail is devoid of Light. The wretched, the heretics, and the nonbelievers dwell by my side. Harvester of deception. Tempter of the Divine.

[Satan @Satan_____]

RT if you wear black because it matches the color of your soul.

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Joe says hey.

[Satan @Satan_____]

One guy is our Lord and Savior…. The other is Jesus

[Satan @Satan_____]

Die Hard is a heart warming family Christmas movie.

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Even your demons have demons.

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You were once afraid of the dark. Now it brings you peace.

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Satan is great, beer is good and people are crazy.

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Welcome home, Jerry.

[Satan @Satan_____]

The Devil is real.

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Someone sacrifice some chicken wings or something. Thanks.

[Satan @Satan_____]

Anyone seen my balloon?

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All are born as originals. Most of you die as photocopies.

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Start the new year off right by sacrificing someone to Satan.

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That's not nice. Do it again.

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Trust me, bro.

-God

[Satan @Satan_____]

Wisdom has always been chasing you, but you’ve always been faster.

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If she loves you the way she loves Starbucks, her heart is true.

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Sometimes when it hurts like Hell, it feels so good.

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If you follow the Bible I assume you still use dial-up internet and subscribe to a newspaper.

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Every vote is a vote for Satan.

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Its ok to be evil if you look good doing it.