Satan

| 27 | they/them | Personal Trainer | Model | Horrible human being | Not so secret alt acc for @Metanoia_VA |

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Eight more years

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Plan is 300 days old.

You have till the end of the year before I finally stop keeping myself small.

Also there’s another important date in 24 hours.

Remember it.

[Satan @Satanfromdisc]

I’d be angry if their motivation weren’t so pathetic.

I lied to protect people, this lie is just desperate spite.

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Someone actually thinks I’m gullible and impressionable enough to fall for the exact same lie I successfully did for two whole months this year.

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@IAmMarkooo @windscr Welcome back you were missed

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@IAmMarkooo @windscr ???

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How it feels to survive 2025 and then it ends with another funeral:

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One of my old debit cards I’ve refused to cancel in case it was ever needed for emergencies got automatically frozen while I was asleep.

It didn’t do its job.

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Me and the 3 stacks of grey grenades I threw at Homer Simpson wearing nothing but undies and a superman cape outside bumpy bay:

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How I’m movin’ in battlewood boulevard:

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Me and the arc lightning gun in wonkeeland

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SISTERS.

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Me arriving to the discord movie night muted

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virtue signaling bag of dicks wearing sunglasses inside like a cunt

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September into October

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figured it out

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I hate how this is working, id much rather being wrong about how it would play out

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@wezzywezzington @Slyza5000 @HMBohemond It’s not shipping culture, it’s just people being assholes with “erm actually they’re straight” over something that really doesn’t matter

[Satan @Satanfromdisc]

@wezzywezzington @Slyza5000 @HMBohemond shipping culture fills a vacuum when representation doesn’t exist, some people are a big fan of a show and the character they relate to more than gay characters isn’t straight.

Them shipping that character brings them joy, it’s the negative assholes bullying them for it.