EDDIE MUNSON

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[EDDIE MUNSON @SatanicLeader]

❝𝐖ᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪᴅs
𝐅ʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ.
𝐖ᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ᴍᴀɪɴsᴛʀᴇᴀᴍ.
𝐖ᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀss ʜʏsᴛᴇʀɪᴀ.
𝐈ɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴀᴠᴇ.
𝐇ᴏᴍᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ғʀᴇᴀᴋs.

𝐇ᴏᴍᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ғʀᴇᴀᴋs.

𝐇𝗢𝗠𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗦.❞

[EDDIE MUNSON @SatanicLeader]

“Vecna stinks, man!”
Eddie shouted out to anyone willing to hear it.

[STEVE HARRINGTON @KingAtHawkins]

Steve was a clothes thief. He stole Jonathan’s sweater, he stole Eddie’s vest.

He just stole clothes.

[𝙑𝘼𝙉𝙀𝙎𝙎𝘼 @WhiteBunnyLady]

Since she was pretty sure she was the favorite, she thought that gave her special privileges.

So Vanessa invited every fool she knew from Muppet Plaza over for a house party. They all brutally danced in the kitchen together.

[VECNA @TheFirstSubject]

He was forever pausing for dramatic effect while saying, “It’s time.”

[EDDIE MUNSON @SatanicLeader]

Eddie had the broken bottle in one hand, the business card in the other.

It read:
POET. COMEDIAN.
JACK OF ALL LITERARY TRADES.

[MIKE WHEELER @HeartOfAParty]

“𝑌𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝐼 𝑠𝑒𝑒,
𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑤𝑖𝑡𝘩 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑔𝘩𝑡𝑠 𝑜𝑢𝑡.
𝐶𝑙𝑜𝑤𝑛𝑠 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑑𝑎𝑟𝑘 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑑.”
𝑀𝑟. 𝐵𝑙𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑦 𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑔, 𝑑𝑒𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝘩𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑔𝘩𝑡𝑠 𝑜𝑢𝑡.

[EDDIE MUNSON @SatanicLeader]

Eddie took his little scissors to the case he was specifically told wouldn’t fit just to prove the haters wrong.

Sure, the edges were rough as hell, but it fit now!

[EDDIE MUNSON @SatanicLeader]

@BardOfTheParty Only because he helped him out there, man.

[EDDIE MUNSON @SatanicLeader]

Henderson almost made him keep his bio.

[EDDIE MUNSON @SatanicLeader]

@BardOfTheParty No offence, Henderson.
But he didn’t want it.