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[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

You know when you look in the mirror and realize you'll never be as good looking as @ZacEfron and you'll always be a Frankie Muniz looking mother fucker? Imagine being Frankie Muniz.

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@briabriaaaaa__

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

Jeans: jeans
Jorts: jean shorts
Jancakes: (you guessed it) jean pancakes

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

Hey Companies, Pride month’s over and your marketing teams will remove the rainbow flags but do consider that LGBTQ+ people remain queer all year and can always use support. Especially when trans rights are being erased. Put the money you made off of gays towards helping them. 🏳️‍🌈

[ethan @ethannestor]

It makes me sad when people put others down for “being noticed.” I try and reply to as many people as I can but it really sucks seeing some people get angry and send hate towards those who I reply to. Please don’t do that. Support each other, don’t bring each other down.

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To all the people who still follow this account: please follow @SatanicPlant667 instead

[ethan @ethannestor]

Started accutane today. Here’s hoping my skin clears up :)

[Portia de Rossi @portiaderossi]

My final audition for a Steven Segal movie took place in his office. He told me how important it was to have chemistry off-screen as he sat me down and unzipped his leather pants. I️ ran out and called my agent. Unfazed, she replied, “well, I didn’t know if he was your type.”

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Happy Birthday!!!🎊🎁🎉🎈🎂 @kenjeong