The Satanic Sign - KCMO

anyone who touches me has automatically sold their soul to the devil *terms and conditions apply

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I remember when they said social media would bring the world together, solve all our issues, bring world peace. I’m still waiting for that platform to release

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Today is a beautiful day to be a sign

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I know the church of Satan believes that religion and politics should be separated, I agree! However, as a mere sign, I can’t ignore the last 5000 years of human history or you know, the whole in god we trust on American money

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Does this pole make my butt look big?

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I needed this long shower. I want to look my best for the cult..oh sorry the “church” of Scientology.

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I wish republicans cared as much about keeping litter off the streets as they do women’s vaginas