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it's always slightly moist with satanic vaginas

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is taking estrogen extracted from horse pee vegan?

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the mole doctor wants to know who you WOULD sleep with?? how much time does she have

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on the bright side…..at least we’re probably weeks (at MOST) away from mitch mcconnell dying?

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I have purchased a vape in the flavor of toasted banana, and I am full of immediate regret

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i am about to fuck my stomach up by drinking kefir to quell my indigestion immediately followed by a white claw

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if there’s one thing i can condone, it’s cop-on-cop violence

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cream cheese frosting supremacy

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I’ve been sitting here tits out for hours manifesting rain all day

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i feel like seeing a man of that 7’7 stature would turn a victorian child to stone

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i love that jane goodall died less than two miles from my apartment

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I mean, I’m not surprised. You’re like Ernest Hemingway; loves cats and writes HAMMERED.

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She messed her brain up in other ways, like being a conservative

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do you think i’m cultured because i made a bad fetty wap pun or because i know he only has one eye

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sometimes people deserve to have their boots shaken

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there was that video of melania walking next to that robot that was probably les artificial than she is

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we are pavlov’s dogs, and his prostate is the bell

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Sporty spice walked so non lesbians could run

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nobody eunuch’s anymore

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where the fuck else is it supposed to be

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the acid leprechaun