Satans Teapot

Careering through life in a vortex of irreverence and obscenities. Like a bull in a knocking shop

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I am not a subtle person -
I am blunt force trauma with facial hair

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@Chris1Grimes @JoesJuiceUK Are you gents at the expo today?

I'll be buggered if I can find either of you.

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@CatrinVal1 I was worried I sounded like a cannibal or eyeball collector there.😯
I meant well..

Ahh. I have off days, same as everyone 😔, I tend to stay away from Twitter when I do is all.
Disappear up my own arse, so to speak. Not literally mind.

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@MuseDreamer99 @19syllables Tea I can do.😊
The slave bit, not so much 😕
A tea exchange would work. Maybe.

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@NoneofYours23 Yay!

May you spend many happy hours tinkering with each other

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*raises glass to the photographer*
That is incredible

[𝐁𝐞𝐚 𝐃𝐮𝐱 @itsbeadux]

No really, this is me
Photographer: NEWO

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@nel1011 @nellyn0knicks Me

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@The_Other_me_9 Put it out with this kettle...😂

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@GaryBurgessCI The only problem with Les Quennevais (I say only, it's the only one I've thought of so far) is that they haven't included any road access improvements in the design.
So while it may be on schedule and budget, that's only because they've missed a bit out. 😉

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@Chris1Grimes I'll be seeing you tomorrow mate 👍

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@The_Other_me_9 https://t.co/SISyiyOgJ0

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@XianLoves So jealous😢

Glad you're having a great time though

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Happy cross dressing cricketers day.
Or summat.

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No.
You're sat at work listening to bagpipes!

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@ISmellLovely 👍

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Mel: We'll have our hair done especially for the album cover
Kim: Good idea, something easy yet modern and stylish. Sophisticated.
Hairdresser: Got it
Copywriter: What's it called?
Hairdresser: *shows mirror*
Mel & Kim: FML
Copywriter: Got it

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@irish_news @EireSaoradh

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@19syllables

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@19syllables Wait, what!?

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@The_Other_me_9 @BlancoGoGo @sallysinnermann @ADreamer03 @ManCalled_Alice @Jimbob91399247 Running is bad. Don't run.