Haleigh

[Haleigh @Satansplusone]

Sometimes I forget sad jokes are only funny on the internet. I told this guy I wished the earth was flat so I could yeet myself off the edge and he just got concerned

[Haleigh @Satansplusone]

Born to have lots of cool piercings… forced to have a body that rejects every piercing I’ve ever gotten

[vic @mentionedmrtin]

how pinterest felt like before their CEO got greedy and started showing me an ad after every pin

[🍓 سمية @shyygirlmae]

tbh i wish there were more shows that romanticized being a young adult in your 20s NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL

[Haleigh @Satansplusone]

Asking people to hangout with you on your birthday is a humiliation ritual

[Haleigh @Satansplusone]

Have you ever had a friendship breakup so bad that they remove you from the shared google doc?

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Your feed on Instagram used to actually end and there would be a message that said “you’re all caught up!”. You would then close the app.

[mack ⚢ @bookishlesbians]

huge day for the people who used to watch the girls like girls mv secretly from their bedroom on repeat

[trü frü @tru_fru]

fine. like this and one of y'all gets a free trü frü pr box.

[Haleigh @Satansplusone]

@tru_fru Please, I love tru fru😭😭❤️❤️

[Haleigh @Satansplusone]

We had to watch the New Year’s Eve countdown on animal crossing since no one had live TV at the function

[Haleigh @Satansplusone]

Either my frontal lobe is developing or I’m depressed because nothing is funny anymore

[Haleigh @Satansplusone]

She wanna be Sabrina so bad

[Haleigh @Satansplusone]

The worst person you know is getting their bachelors in psychology right now

[Haleigh @Satansplusone]

@tylersrighthumb Choker or bounce man, honestly a no skip album

[yaritza • • @tylersrighthumb]

twenty one pilots scaled and icy white vinyl giveaway

the holidays are coming up 🎄
so i’ll be giving one of these away

how to enter:
•like and rt
•reply with your fav song from sai
•follow isn’t needed but appreciated

ends december 9th
open worldwide :)

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

no one prepared me for the fact that when you have a 9-5 you can't like. go to the dentist or the doctor or anything anymore. because you work. and when you don't work they're closed.

[Spicymochi @spicy_mochi]

These little puppies are now sticker sheets!!

[Haleigh @Satansplusone]

My brother was there and there were no shots fired. They arrested a protester that went near their vehicles. What’s with the lies?

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Today, U.S. Border Patrol was conducting immigration enforcement operations near 26th Street and Kedzie Avenue in Chicago, Illinois, when an unknown male driving a black Jeep fired shots at agents and fled the scene. An unknown number of agitators also threw a paint can and bricks at Border Patrol’s vehicles. Chicago Police Department was called for assistance and cleared the scene.  The shooter and vehicle remain at large, and this is a dynamic situation. 

This incident is not isolated and reflects a growing and dangerous trend of violence and obstruction. Over the past two months, we’ve seen an increase in assaults and obstruction targeting federal law enforcement during operations. These confrontations highlight the dangers our agents face daily and the escalating aggression toward law enforcement. The violence must end.

[zhopamine @zedchrmsm]

you guys are laughing but in 20 years, there's going to be a major class divide in intellectual development