Satchmoe

[Satchmoe @SatchmoeLife]

10k views! On my way up baby

[Tom the Wanderer @tomwanderer]

>going to see the odyssey
>order popcorn
>worker asks if I want a themed bucket
>I ask her if it’s Odyssey or Iliad
>she doesn’t understand
> I pull out a chart explaining what is Odyssey and what is Iliad
>she laughs, “it’s a good bucket sir”
>get themed bucket
>it’s Iliad

[Fanatic 🇺🇸 @crusade_enjoyer]

Well it’s official: murder is illegal in the state of Texas.

[tal @sidd_f1nch]

This is the Knicks hidden advantage. Parks in walkable cities to Wemby are the equivalent of strip clubs to Harden. Surprised he hasn’t missed a game playing chess in Union Square

[Moses 💣 🧨 ★ ☭ @cookoutsessions]

Trump when Mitchell Robinson is about to shoot a free throw

[Satchmoe @SatchmoeLife]

@otakub3stie Got to imagine sam dekker finds a way to pull out a win

[Ash ™️ @ash4nd1021]

Prime James Harden in Game 7s:

26.7 ppg, 7.7 APG, 5.3 TOV, 50.4 TS

Prime James Harden in elimination games in Houston:

26.3 PPG, 5.9 APG, 5.3 TOV, 57.9 TS

Prime James Harden in closeout games:

27.8 PPG, 7.3 APG, 4.9 TOV, 57 TS

[Satchmoe @SatchmoeLife]

@pickuphoop I dont think foreign players should count..😭

[RunUp🔶💙 @RunUpNYK]

he’s calling wemby “the earthling” now no one can hate like skip

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

Reporter: How do you define ceasefire?

Trump: In that part of the world, ceasefire is when you're shooting in a more moderate manner

[Mado 'Baby Face' March @bbyfacemarch]

@DAKKADAKKA1 She's got a pretty decent voice, but she looks like the north end of a southbound mule.

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

IF THE NEW YORK KNICKS WIN THE NBA FINALS YOU NEED TO GO TO YOUR PLACE OF WORK AND UNPLUG EVERY SINGLE CABLE

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Shouldn’t have disavowed Nick Fuentes

[. @Jumpseason33]

@Nezzzooo One of my favorite games all time can’t believe they ruined the culture 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Denzel Rust @AdemLuz]

Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own

[Satchmoe @SatchmoeLife]

UNETHICAL HOOPS!😭

[Satchmoe @SatchmoeLife]

@LegionHoops @tomhaberstroh I wanna see KATs stats😭

[eugyppius @eugyppius1]

lmao this is unbelievable

[James Harden FR @JHardenFR2]

Le jour où j’ai vu James Harden faire ça à Wemby sur 2 matchs de suite j’ai compris qu’il était le GOAT offensif sans débat possible (je l’avais déjà compris bien avant en réalité)

[Satchmoe @SatchmoeLife]

@DKSports 30-10-11

[jeffonsports @jeff_on_sports]

whoever said james harden has swapped teams every year so he can finally be the second option only to end up the first option against his will again deserves an award