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[Satch Bigsby @Satchzilla]

Oh, Panda Express. Wednesday, I'm gonna be a crazy hillbilly, and you're gonna be Ned Beatty. Leave squealin' from the feelin'. Motherfucker.

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My mood ring stopped working. Not sure how I feel about it.

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I think after a certain age the term "pink taco" should be changed to "queef fajitas." I've given this years of research and thought.

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I did it. I. Fucking. Did it. The Goonie Goo Goo Dolls. Dress like the Goonies, sing Goo Goo Dolls songs, in the style of Eddie Murphy: Delirious. It the tri-fecta! I got the turkey!

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@PlayedOutMusic Why don't you make me?! Sucka!

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@PlayedOutMusic You will not!

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If I ever get rich, I'm gonna start up a lonely housewife sexy chat site. But, instead of it being all about sex, it's gonna be chore based. Like "Hey, baby, I'm gonna go do those dishes while you kick back and watch OITNB. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna scrub'em hard too." I should be Prez

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Ahhhh! Piss! Piss! Piss coming out my ass! This is fucking miserable! All I want is chocolate milk and donuts, and all I've got is asspiss!

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[Satch Bigsby @Satchzilla]

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[Satch Bigsby @Satchzilla]

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[Satch Bigsby @Satchzilla]

Racing and restoring awesome cars in #CSRClassics for Android. It's FREE!
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[Satch Bigsby @Satchzilla]

Racing and restoring awesome cars in #CSRClassics for Android. It's FREE!
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[Satch Bigsby @Satchzilla]

Racing and restoring awesome cars in #CSRClassics for Android. It's FREE!
http://t.co/nT6ZIQzHG9

[Satch Bigsby @Satchzilla]

Racing and restoring awesome cars in #CSRClassics for Android. It's FREE!
http://t.co/nT6ZIQzHG9

[Satch Bigsby @Satchzilla]

Racing and restoring awesome cars in #CSRClassics for Android. It's FREE!
http://t.co/nT6ZIQzHG9