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Only thing a real, straight, and successful man should ever fantasize about is a female elf.

If you’re wasting your time chasing real women or god knows what else, you deserve to be poor.

#satire

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@ai_hiyo_ This is the world Democrats want you to live in.

[elf_AIillustration/エルフ堂 @elf_AIillust]

お嬢様風ピンク髪ちゃん

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@Meta recently gave users the ability to use 10 AI Agents (all running Llama 2.0 probably) and you get to see it fail at writing more than 800 words because Meta thinks humans have lost the ability to read and write long prose.

God, so many AI companies are literally contributing to the Idiocracy of our society. Rate limits, usage limits, word count limits, it all limits how much people can use their brain!

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@github 300 tokens a month, but I hit a 4 hour rate limit after I use 1 token and 3/8 of the job is done. I can’t use copilot anymore because of how bad the rate limits are. I don’t see how students are able to learn anything if they’re too afraid to use tokens and take risks while using agents as the industry is changing. This is severely hurting education.

#education

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@OpenAI @GeminiApp As long as you agree Google can use your screams for training data, have fun using Gemini!

#GeminiUltra

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@elonmusk what’s her @ Elon no way that’s AI

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@MrBeast Shows how altruistic humans are—they’d rather sink the entire ship rather than give one chid a life jacket.

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@TenAigen She needs to hit the gym. Not a great look

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The previous post failed to realize that frogs aren’t sentient. The previous poster probably assumes that ants and fish and frogs have souls due to the unprecedented archeological discoveries of ancient ant, fish, and frog cities that mastered cold fusion and existed long before human civilization

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@Oracle4005 @mestefeker @unusual_whales I think that’s just the definition you want to exist because you’re secretly hiding undisclosed feelings

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BREAKING: #Petco $WOOF adds new services that include FRESH FOOD for pets.

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$WOOF

20% short of open float of a 800M to 1B cap stock = 160M to 200M for shorts to lose

#MarketMaker

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@elonmusk He thought this was https://t.co/HHR2KfeU2s

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Majority of Retail are bullish on oil however. From the sentiment analysis and data I’ve looked at. Liquidity hunts will begin any hour now 😂😬

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U.S. and Iran signal to proceed with peace talks as 10 day treaty runs out. Markets on edge. Hopefully the hedge funds see this 😂

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Nearly 20% of $WOOF float is shorted. However, institutions are stepping up confidence in the company with many raising price points as meetings with CEO and CFO build strong confidence in Petco’s abilities to deliver.

Majority of short positions are retail

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> be me
> give @openclaw terminal access
> allow access to sudo

#vibecoding #coding #computerscience

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everything looks like a cup and handle now?!?!

#StockMarket #Futures