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[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

🚨 BIG BREAKING

A Cabinet reshuffle in the Modi Government is now IMMINENT.

Union Minister George Kurian RESIGNS.

— More RESIGNATIONS are expected in the coming days.

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

Just look at the tone. The smiles, the giggles, the warmth while talking about Suvendu Adhikari.

Is this the same Mahua Moitra we’ve all been watching? Will she leave Mamata too ?

What else can you expect from someone who shared her parliamentary credentials in exchange for a bag😂

[Sandeep Phogat @MrSandeepPhogat]

🚨Abhijeet Dipke again EXPOSED🔥

✅He asked Farmers and UPSC students to join the protest, Some farmers joined him at Jantar Mantar.

✅His Job is done and gone again to enjoy luxury hotel life at night.

Following Kejriwal footsteps, still trust him ?

[Sandeep Phogat @MrSandeepPhogat]

🚨BIG KHELA update from BENGAL🔥

✅Rebel TMC faction with 60 MLAs just REMOVED “Mamata Banerjee as party Chairperson and suspended Abhishek Banerjee as General Secretary in a special session”.

💥They appointed Arup Roy as new Chairperson and formed a fresh National Working Committee.

🎯This comes after TMC’s heavy defeat in 2026 elections.

Are you feeling bad for Mamata didi ?

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Heureux de vous retrouver à Nice, mon ami le Président Macron. Je vous remercie d’avoir participé à « Bharat Innovates », alors que nos deux nations célèbrent « l’Année de l’innovation ».

@EmmanuelMacron

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

SHOCKING NEWS 🚨 Huge quantity of government relief matrial recovered from a college premises adjacent to the residence of Hooghly TMC leader Ramendu Singh Roy.

Oh My God 😳

They didn't even spare Relief Material.

[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

🚨 Just IN 🚨

Kolkata Municipal Corporation orders DEMOLITION of unauthorized portions of former RG Kar Principal Sandip Ghosh’s residence.

— Justice is finally being served 🙏

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

Modi Murdabad
Kejriwal Ki Jai
Umar Khalid Ki Jai

and then this Cockroach says, "What if Umar Khalid talked about cutting Assam away from India? How does it even matter if Assam is separated?

It's clear from day one that this Cockroach movement is a platform for anti-national AAPiyas..

Hope @assampolice takes note of this and does the needful. @himantabiswa

[Sandeep Phogat @MrSandeepPhogat]

🚨Kejriwal’s direct threat to Gangster Lawrence Bishnoi.

What will/should happen next ?

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Thank you, President Muizzu, for your warm wishes. I reaffirm my government’s commitment to further strengthen India-Maldives ties for the benefit of our peoples.

@MMuizzu

[Sandeep Phogat @MrSandeepPhogat]

🚨DEAL IS DONE Between LADIES🎯

✅Mamata Banerjee held a closed-door discussion with Sonia Gandhi at 10 Janpath today.

1️⃣Mamta - Save my nephew Abhishek Banerjee and other MLAs from BJP.

2️⃣Sonia - Be part of Rahul Gandhi’s team to remove PM Modi.

🎯Will they succeed?

[Sandeep Phogat @MrSandeepPhogat]

🚨Mark my words…..

Rahul will never become PM
Stalin will never be CM again.
Mamta will never be CM again.
Kejriwal will never be CM again.
Akhilesh will never be CM again.
Tejasvi Yadav will never become CM.

Agree ?
Did i forget anyone ?

[BALA @erbmjha]

Look at the seriousness of @RahulGandhi. He is busy scrolling on his phone & smiling while Kharge is speaking.

Sharad Pawar was damn right. Rahul lacks consistency 🤡

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

BIG NEWS - TMC leader Jahangir Khan arrested near India-Nepal border.

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

The people of Bengal are eagerly waiting for the names of the 6 TMC MPs who will shave their heads after BJP’s 6 wins in Kolkata.

Derek O’Brien’s commitment is being remembered very loudly right now.

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

-Reporter: What if someone says I'll break your country into pieces?
-Cockroach: Yeah I've no problem with it..

Apparently this clown is a lawyer..

[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

🚨 BIG BREAKING

4,800 illegal immigrants have been DEPORTED to Bangladesh from West Bengal, says CM Suvendu Adhikari.

— 836 more are currently awaiting REPATRIATION.

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Congratulations to Major Abhilasha Barak on being conferred the UN Military Gender Advocate of the Year Award. Major Barak is serving as an Engagement Team Commander and Gender Focal Point within the United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon (UNIFIL). This honour is a recognition of her exemplary service and also of India’s longstanding contribution to United Nations peacekeeping efforts. Her achievement is also an inspiration to countless young Indians, especially our daughters, who aspire to serve the nation and humanity.

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Congratulations to the Indian Women’s Football Team on winning the SAFF Women’s Championship 2026. They have played excellently through the tournament. This will encourage more youngsters to play football in the coming times. Best wishes to the team for their future endeavours.

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

This clown lady says, "Modi-Shah are planning to leave the country, fearing Cockroach Abhijit Dipke."

Kaun sa nasha karte hain ye log?😭🤣