Election Satire

Lover of beer, red meat & hypocrisy. Third place in Primary School dog-paddle width 1971.

[Election Satire @SatireNZ]

NZ #Budget2019 cover photo model "Things in NZ got too tough for me and just didn't work out." @nztreasury says 2020 model may be @SimonBridgesNZ

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NZ Human Rights Commission week so far;
1. Glad Bob Jones article entirely disappeared from print / internet.
2. Affirms passionate support for s.14 Bill of Rights Act.

@NZHumanRights
@TheNBR @civillibertynz @Zagzigger2

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Breaking:Jacinda Adern heard saying she would like to be Governor General after her Govt. ends
"around March next year" #DECISION17 #nzpol

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Breaking: New NZ Government to be formed as soon as hairdressing appointment can be rescheduled.

NZ First. #nzpol. @NZFirst #TealDeal

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Winston Peters announces he has selected team to negotiate with @NZNationalParty
#nzpol

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Jacinda: Sorry Mike I've lost the keys to your Ferrari.
#nzpol #leadersdebate

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Bill:Think if our 9-year Govt. as like a reliable pipeline that now has only a very small leak"
#nzpol #leadersdebate

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Bill:"If kid's sleep in cars, we'll make sure they are better cars". #leadersdebate #nzpol

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#tvnz hope to sell desk to BBC for DrWho #leadersdebate #nzpol

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Is it just me, or does Mike look like Todd Barclays Arrowtown real estate agent? #leadersdebate #nzpol

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Best political advice of the night "Spray, and walk away"
#nzpol #leadersdebate

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Jacinda : "Greens get the first phone call. But if I get voicemail, I'll quickly dial Winston."

#nzpol #leadersdebate

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When I see Hosking,maybe North Korea has good reasons for missiles after all.

#nzpol #leadersdebate

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Wake me up when this thing's finished.
#nzpol #leadersdebate #Decision2017

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Jacinda: We will fund free operations. Under us there will be no waiting list for lobotomies. #LeadersDebate #nzpol

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Jacinda: Every family with a household income below $50,00 will get a free avgas pipe. #LeadersDebate #nzpol

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Bill, doing anything for centre vote, regrets not wearing a red jacket. #leadersdebate #nzpol

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Hosking spitting tax.

#nzpol #leadersdebate

[Greer Berry @GreerBerry]

Bill and Jacinda seem absolutely buggered. I think they need a night at home with takeout and PJs. And hugs. #leadersdebate

[Election Satire @SatireNZ]

National on 46. Labour on 42. NZF on 13. NCEA maths on 49
#nzpol #leadersdebate #Decision2017