Satire Philosopher

one day i will be gone but my tweets will be there forever.
you will be surprised in the future after reading my old tweets 🙂

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

3cousins were enjoying a girly night, all were completely drunk. One of their husbands joined them for a drink. the wife went to the restroom, when returned she find her husband engaged in a 3some with her cousins. In her drunken rage, she stabbed him with a knife.

[UmdarTamker @UmdarTamker]

Hit me with the darkest bollywood conspiracy theory you know !!

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

@cactushuyaarrrr uska aur manish sisodiya ka private video hai, post nhi kr sakta idhar due to X community guidelines

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

@one_by_two still better than following the bloodline of a bar dancer 😭

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

@SwakshTripathi Hum Hum to aise bol rha/rhi hai jaise maharaja/maharani ho kahin ki 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

@iArpitSpeaks This meetha cockroach all over my tl 😭😭😭😭

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

bc ye arpit sharma to tiktok wala chhxkka nikla 😂😂😂😂
ye revolution ki baat chxd rha hai 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

@abhijeet_dipke I have too many contacts with h00kers all over India, if you need one anywhere/anytime just let me know, expense will be on me 👍🏻

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

We will also demand restrictions on what stand up comedians and influencers can publish, to ensure peace and harmony on social media.
Who wants to join us, just reply with "join"

#370Biryani
#HimanshuJangra
#SejalPawar

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

We, along with several groups/NGOs, are filing a formal complaint against #PranitMore and his team with @MIB_India. They had the choice not to publish those two clips ( Himanshu Jangra & Sejal Pawar ) yet for a few views they did so, creating a public nuisance.

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

@msdian86317 @sue_meet dp dekh ke pata chal gya bda chutiya adami hoga tu

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

@RCBTweets https://t.co/xXBmLGckOf

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

all these years, there was nothing wrong with Royal Challengers Bengaluru, it was all about the incapable team captain #KingKohli

Congratulations #RajatPatidar
#IPL2026

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

@RCBTweets https://t.co/xXBmLGckOf

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

all these years, there was nothing wrong with Royal Challengers Bengaluru, it was all about the incapable team captain #KingKohli

Congratulations #RajatPatidar
#IPL2026

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

@RCBTweets https://t.co/xXBmLGckOf

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

all these years, there was nothing wrong with Royal Challengers Bengaluru, it was all about the incapable team captain #KingKohli

Congratulations #RajatPatidar
#IPL2026

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

@RCBTweets https://t.co/xXBmLGckOf

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

all these years, there was nothing wrong with Royal Challengers Bengaluru, it was all about the incapable team captain #KingKohli

Congratulations #RajatPatidar
#IPL2026

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

@imVkohli @RCBTweets https://t.co/xXBmLGckOf

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

all these years, there was nothing wrong with Royal Challengers Bengaluru, it was all about the incapable team captain #KingKohli

Congratulations #RajatPatidar
#IPL2026

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

yaar ye saurav das aur vijeta dahiya kitne mast chikne dikhte hai 🤤 pr wo founder abhijeet dipke kalua bauna saala 🌚
dharmendra pradhan ka istifaa baad me phele inka founder change kro yaar.

#cocroachjantaparty
#कोकरोच_जनता_पार्टी

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

@Aaqibk07 @iArpitSpeaks nhi wo sir virtually protest join krenge.
#playingsafe

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

@iArpitSpeaks tu bhi aaja teri kyu fatt rahi hai ??

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

@venkat_fin9 can you name people from south india who contributed to india?
Zero ?

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

Dear #GenZ of India,
do not join the protest organized by #CJP on 6th June. most of them live abroad or come from wealthy families. If you care about your future and your home, I repeat do not join the protest, or else be prepared for #Bulldozer action on your home.

[Satire Philosopher @SatirePhil]

why this ugly b!tch again on my TL ?
what happened?

[bud wiser @w0rdgenerator]

Makeup ate today