Jake 🍁

I love God, working out, my family, and sports | Proudly Canadian 🇨🇦 | #LetsGoPens #DetroitBasketball #RepDetroit #OnePride

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

IShowSpeed’s Dad FaceTimed him at the World Cup to tell Jared Goff he better win a championship for Detroit this season 😭💀

(via @woodwardsports)

[Jake 🍁 @SatisfiedJake]

This NBA finals has a lot to do with coaching. I’m not a fan of either team but the Spurs honestly could have swept if it wasn’t for critical mistakes in the clutch.

This might be the biggest Finals choke we’ve ever witnessed in our time.

[BIGMEM12 @BIGMEM12]

Fox going up with a layup instead of running the clock out

[Jake 🍁 @SatisfiedJake]

@gswchris Key difference between the two players. Someone to do with IQ mmmm 🤔

[Jake 🍁 @SatisfiedJake]

@spurs @FrostBank Lmk if you need a 6’3 white pg cause I got more IQ than fox

[Jake 🍁 @SatisfiedJake]

Wemby misses 2 free throws. Fox doesn’t hold onto the ball. What a bunch of morons!!!

[Jake 🍁 @SatisfiedJake]

Bro the spurs are a joke lmao

[Jake 🍁 @SatisfiedJake]

@PrideOfDetroit My dog #9. Was 13 in grade 9 didn’t watch football at all and my step dad showed me the lions. So blessed 💯

[Jake 🍁 @SatisfiedJake]

@thatboyjesse Get rekt nerd ;)

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@spittinchiclets Man it’s unreal that the most unathletic humans can have sports takes 😂

[Jake 🍁 @SatisfiedJake]

@sportingnews @TheHockeyNews You guys got the attention you asked for. Respect tbh

[Ruthy @RuthyVibez]

Get this thirsty ass bird Melanie out my villa.

[Jake 🍁 @SatisfiedJake]

@SammieScotia @JoshYohe_PGH No need to knock Detroit. It’s amazing and I bet you haven’t been based on this comment

[Jake 🍁 @SatisfiedJake]

Pittsburgh would welcome you in open arms my boy #LetsGoPens

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

D BOSS WANTS OUT OF DETROIT 👀

[Jake 🍁 @SatisfiedJake]

If the @NHL refuses to paint the ice during playoffs I’m not watching anyone. Fix it now.

[Jake 🍁 @SatisfiedJake]

@barstoolsports Yo @NHL takes notes and put the paint back on the ice for playoffs

[Jake 🍁 @SatisfiedJake]

@spittinchiclets Mitchy Marner blocking shots in the finals? Leafs fans are losing their minds 😂😂

[Julio @JulioHashem]

Stanley Cup Final tonight!

Looking forward to seeing a digital gambling ad on my TV screen instead of a beautifully painted Stanley Cup Final logo on the ice!

[Jake 🍁 @SatisfiedJake]

@NHL Undeserved

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@HockeyCanada Embarrassing