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It ain’t much but it’s honest work 🧼🧹

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@blackeyedpeas I love your music

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Becoming socialist so I can hate on #TaylorSwift harder

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@NewYorker I did not enjoy today’s crossword very much.

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@Verizon I hate you

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@jimhosking @skyelobar how much of the budget for #thegreasystrangler was spent on grease? I love the movie, you guys are great.

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Why is it always the people who look like Darlene Snell who forget how to act in the airport.

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Breaking News: Paris 2024 set to include running up the stairs after turning off the lights behind you as an official event in the Olympic Games #Tokyo2020 #Paris2024

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@BryanCranston why weren’t you on the Mythbusters Breaking Bad special?

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Needless to say the flight was miserable

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I know who was behind the #ColonialPipeline hack @nathanfielder

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Happy Birthday @kirstendunst

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I’ve seen a lot of people say “I’m working on myself” Thats all well and good but if you don’t start working on your taxes I’m going to report you to the IRS 🙄

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Mentally I’m here 😌

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@Coreydibi Too true

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They let us out of the matrix in 2009... fr

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Says the guy who doesn’t even wash his grapes 😭

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If god wanted this many fitness Instagrams he would have put it in the scripture 🙄

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The diet of worms or something idk I think I missed that class in high school

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Guys named Gavin will watch Wolf of Wall Street, start following Dave Portnoy on IG, ask their Dad to buy them a share of Apple, and then put “self-made” in their bio just so they can harass women on tinder

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Conservatives suddenly turning into mental health awareness advocates when you tell them they can’t go to chilli’s