Satish Das

Papa Daroga थे हमारे। Be ready to fight. If u do not believe in Ishwar & u are an atheist then prove spontaneous life generation.

[Satish Das @SatishDas79]

It started in 6th CE in Arabia.
In 1400 years it's tentacles spread over 57 countries.
Next in line is "India" and "China" rest will fall Automatically.
Either keep waiting or start reacting now.

[Satish Das @SatishDas79]

@AmazonHelp @amazon @amazonIN @AmazonNews_IN The seller of the product purchased is from Nadia West Bengal @KolkataPolice

[Satish Das @SatishDas79]

@amazonIN needs to be tamed down. For further questions kindly connect in DM or get ready to be shamed publicly

[Satish Das @SatishDas79]

@AmazonHelp @amazon @amazonIN @AmazonNews_IN Amazon is fooling Indians
The one who responded was similar to what I heard for the whole day.

[Satish Das @SatishDas79]

@Ofer_binshtok Transferrable/moveable/saleable if Nikah is not done.

[Satish Das @SatishDas79]

@Ofer_binshtok Christianity is not much different.
As long as no one is forcibly trying to convert others, the world will remain peaceful. Christianity and Islam! What christians doing 2.5k yrs ago is being done by Islam now.

[Satish Das @SatishDas79]

@VinodSharmaView क्योंकि तुम्हारे पप्पा चोद के २ मिनिट में निकल गए और तुम आए 9 महीने बाद

[Satish Das @SatishDas79]

@sagarikaghose @narendramodi Assholing या गधे की गांड़ में उंगली डाल के सूंघने से नहीं होगा @sagarikaghose you need to smell the public sentiment. You guys are loosing, not in Bengal but nationally

[Satish Das @SatishDas79]

We can't afford a PM who has Abrahamic lund ohh sorry not lund but guts

[Congress @INCIndia]

We can't afford a PM who doesn't have guts

[Satish Das @SatishDas79]

तेरे जैसा मउगा और हिजड़ा कोई और दूसरा हो तो बताओ।

[Akhilesh Yadav @yadavakhilesh]

वो उधर कहते हैं ‘हमने’ रुकवायी जंग
तो इधर एकरंगियों का उड़ जाता है रंग

[Satish Das @SatishDas79]

@rohini_sgh Teri Aukat 2BHK aur ek mota l tak hi hai, enjoy that and do not try to punch above your weight

[Satish Das @SatishDas79]

Nehru is used to keeping so many subjects awake and that is why his reason for death is still controversial.
#Schiphillies #Harps #Sexuallytransmitteddisease

[Congress Kerala @INCKerala]

Even after 61 years of his passing, Nehru still keeps Narendra awake at night. Now that’s a remarkable power.

[Satish Das @SatishDas79]

And voilà, in your tweet refers to @SupriyaShrinate accidentally touching your Baburao

[Pawan Khera 🇮🇳 ಪವನ್ ಖೇರಾ @Pawankhera]

Trump is coiled around Modi like a snake. And yesterday, @RahulGandhi handed him the perfect chance to wriggle out of the mess. Just say Trump was lying about the ceasefire.

Simple, right? But no. Modi is allergic to taking Rahul ji’s advice. And voilà, today the snake is back, coiled tighter than ever, hissing bitter truths into Modi’s ear.

[Satish Das @SatishDas79]

This is prevalent in Bharat for centuries and will be so for the coming centuries.

[Nalini Unagar @NalinisKitchen]

Suggest a solution.

[Satish Das @SatishDas79]

Sun lavde sanju
@AdamSeekerUrdu se contact kar aur ek discussion arrange kar ki what #Rashidi said is true as Shariya manual.

[Sanjay Dixit ಸಂಜಯ್ ದೀಕ್ಷಿತ್ संजय दीक्षित @Sanjay_Dixit]

She is a Leftist first, a wife much later.

[Satish Das @SatishDas79]

@ghazalawahab Clear Headed = nothing inside

[Satish Das @SatishDas79]

The whole debate on #sajidrashidi calling @dimpleyadav Nangi is wrongly directed by Indian News media. @AdamSeekerUrdu @ExmuslimSahil
What Maulana sajid said is as per shariya manual. BC, no one is talking about shariya. I hope #Exmuslims will raise this.

[Satish Das @SatishDas79]

Ye @Rajasthan_Radio
तुम चूतियां
तुम्हारा बाप चूतियां
भाजपाइयों की गांड़ खुले आम मारो
कांग्रेसियों की कंडोम लगा के।
फिर अगले जेनरेशन में दोनों की कंडोम लगा के मारो

[Radio Rajasthan🎭 @Rajasthan_Radio]

MODI IS FINISHED!
The balloon just got punctured and there’s no air left to spin now.

[Satish Das @SatishDas79]

Ye
She is happy
@samajwadiparty @mediacellsp
ये खुश है क्योंकि @dimpleyadav भाभी का अपमान हुआ है

[Rohini Singh @rohini_sgh]

Possibly the best speech by @RahulGandhi till date. Clear, factual and aggressive. Now brace yourselves for a big diversion and attacks by Noida channels.

[Satish Das @SatishDas79]

@ShwetaSoni2510 दिमाग का नस ढीला न हो तो कृपया श्री श्री १०८ @RahulGandhi से संपर्क करे