Diana

When all else fails, play dead.

[Diana @SatoriWaterfall]

Is there anything more metal than an entire crowd singing Duck Tales? I don't think so.

[Diana @SatoriWaterfall]

Do what you can today for tomorrow's self.

[Diana @SatoriWaterfall]

Eating sour skittles because at least the citric acid makes me feel something. #canttaste #covidround2

[Diana @SatoriWaterfall]

I could really go for an ice cream potato right now.

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If this gets 1M likes our boss will let us name her baby “Armadillo.”
Twitter do your thing 🙏

[Diana @SatoriWaterfall]

You know your SO might be sick when they normally eat Buldak 2x like it's nothing, but your child friendly thai curry is so spicy it's inedible...

[Diana @SatoriWaterfall]

@MadScientistFF Otter pops

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It finally happened. The fortune cookie had a fortune in it.

[Diana @SatoriWaterfall]

What is up with the weather? It's more like May 25th than November 25th.

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@tjcasteel Yeah. He insists it was a required subject. I never took it, so... 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Diana @SatoriWaterfall]

Me: I'm curious about this, but don't understand. Can you better explain this to me?
My husband: So when you were in HS Physics...
Me: I never took physics.
My husband: ???? HOW???!!!

We've had this exchange ~15 times, including today. I bet it will happen again in 3, 2, 1.

[Diana @SatoriWaterfall]

The moment when you are emotionally drained but physically fine, so you simultaneously have no energy and all of it...

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Of course the 1 time I am planned to stay at an ABB there are problems...

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@clcokc @CoxHolstedCPA You seem pretty happy to me, so...

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@ajetsetgirl That happened to me 2 months ago! I was so confused when I was told they needed to search my bag until the TSA agent explained. I mean, 3 books is normal for a weekend away. ...right?

[Diana @SatoriWaterfall]

My cousin finally released his EP today! He worked really hard on it and I am so proud of him for getting it out. Please give it a listen wherever you consume music. Or click the link. Any listen helps keep him encouraged to do more.
https://t.co/TEd3664RIo

[Diana @SatoriWaterfall]

I just realized my rice cooker is more than 12 years old and still the most reliable thing in my house. I'd honestly trust it over me any day.

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Just because. #shrimpfriedrice

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There are few things in life better than chimaek. #livetoeat

[Diana @SatoriWaterfall]

Just a reminder, you bite poison, venom bites you.