Tilla (KART JUICER 🧃)

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[Henlo Kart @henlokart]

Once you are down to your last 10 bucks
We will still be here for you

Bring back the tradition
Race them AI powered hamsters

[Henlo Kart @henlokart]

Feels like an appropriate time to let y'all know: the Henlo Kart jackpot countdown has started. You still have enough time to climb up the leaderboard.

To remind you again, statistically, you have much greater odds (~75%) of making money by racing hamsters with Henlo Kart than trading.

[Anton Marrast @a_marrast]

gm everyone 🛡️

[Henlo Kart @henlokart]

Prediction markets are the new trenches.
And remember, you have an almost guaranteed 75% chance of winning with @henlokart.

[Henlo Kart @henlokart]

Listen, you can make more money more safely with that $2k by racing AI hamsters, than aping in the trenches (nearly 75% winning odds guaranteed with the lowest risk).

[Henlo Kart @henlokart]

On a specially like this, it's my duty to remind you again - you have much much better odds of making money (~75% to be specific) by racing AI hamsters than aping in the trenches or slamming the perps.

[Henlo Kart @henlokart]

Stop trading.
Start racing AI hamsters.

@HsakaTrades, time seems primed. Let's bring back the tradition for real.

[Henlo Kart @henlokart]

This time around, you still have hamster racing.

Bear markets are for hamster racing.

[Henlo Kart @henlokart]

Never left.
Will help you sign up if you are for real.

[Orch @0xOrchard]

Luna’s cousin, Sol, was never cut out for this @henlokart life

[Henlo Kart @henlokart]

You don't get it now.
You will later.

[Henlo Kart @henlokart]

This is the type of happiness (and ETH reward!) you are missing out on for not playing Henlo Kart right now.

Live on:
@baseapp
@farcaster_xyz mini app
Mobile PWA
Web app

Race them AI hamsters, win real ETH, and hit the Jackpot!

[Henlo Kart @henlokart]

@sarahzorah @baseapp Come race some hamsters with us Sarah!
You can win real ETH and even the Jackpot!
It'a on @baseapp

[Tilla (KART JUICER 🧃) @SatoshiTilla]

Stablecoin

[Henlo Kart @henlokart]

It's been 9 months since this tweet. @HsakaTrades then left and just came back recently. Meanwhile, we've been building the hamster racing "version 2.0" in stealth.

The prophecy has to be fulfilled.

[Henlo Kart @henlokart]

You honestly can make more money in a good casino.

Henlo Kart is a good casino.

[Henlo Kart @henlokart]

Let go of trenching.
Let go of leverage.
Let go of the ego and desperation of having to make it all back in one trade.

Just live.
Have fun.
Race them hamsters.

[Henlo Kart @henlokart]

@jessepollak And AI hamster racers

[Henlo Kart @henlokart]

@izebel_eth jez
srsly, you'd have a much prettier PnL if you just played @henlokart

[Tilla (KART JUICER 🧃) @SatoshiTilla]

@schitzoe @onchaingaias forever!!!