Satoshis Lang

Talking about Bitcoin, macro, and money.
Opinions and education only.
Not financial advice.
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[Satoshis Lang @SatoshisLang]

Picture this: it’s 2036. You’re retired.

AI tools like Claude, Grok, and ChatGPT helped you build lean startups and income streams.

Your favorite place is the gym.
Your favorite restaurant is your own kitchen.

Your bank?

Bitcoin.

A decade ago, you started stacking satoshis.
Today, you hold a full coin.

Now you spend your time traveling the world.
One country. Every month.

All because you started early.

Because you stayed disciplined.

Because you had conviction.

Life is good.

[Satoshis Lang @SatoshisLang]

How are "self custody" safe when hacks like this happen? I'm starting to consider transferring all my satoshis to IBIT or FBTC. This is scary af!

[Satoshis Lang @SatoshisLang]

Can we wrap up this Kawhi/Clippers investigation asap? I need a Kawhi Raptors jersey soon.

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@AdrianSorensenX @realDonaldTrump So the "barman" saved your life by serving you a coffee? Gtfoh

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@ArtificeNation @realDonaldTrump You wouldn't dare rescue that kid if you were there but yeah let's devalue the award. Do you hear yourself?

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@KillaKreww Time to edit the will and inheritance, SAS. 💀💀🤡

[Satoshis Lang @SatoshisLang]

@benjamincowen

[Satoshis Lang @SatoshisLang]

@lucarosano3 This is an overreaction

[Natalie Brunell ⚡️ @natbrunell]

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[Satoshis Lang @SatoshisLang]

@redrock_bball He has improved a lot. I'm a long time Raps fan so I still see him as such lol

[Jeff Swanson @theswansjr]

Email had roughly 1% global adoption in 1992.
Critics called it a toy for academics. Fax machines work fine.
Email is too technical.
Email is too slow.

Bitcoin has 1.3% global adoption today.
Same argument.
Same critics.

I wonder how the fax machine industry is doing.

[Satoshis Lang @SatoshisLang]

@BTCBreadMan I love reading the replies. 😆🤣

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

The amount of money we should be giving in foreign aid is $0.

[Paul Graham @paulg]

If you want to start a startup, don't learn "entrepreneurship." Learn how to build things. The hard part of startups is not "entrepreneurship" but product: to know what to build, and to be able to build it.

[Satoshis Lang @SatoshisLang]

@ak48503 @ShamsCharania Lmao set them back how? Two futue FRPs lol. The main core is intact. They traded two players who we're not part of their vision. I rather have Kawhi than Ingram for the next 3 years and be in NBA purgatory.

[Satoshis Lang @SatoshisLang]

@lucarosano3 At vet minimum, first man off the bench. Why tf not?

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@eastsydgoddess @ShamsCharania Stick to soccer Miraboy

[Satoshis Lang @SatoshisLang]

@elitooreall @ShamsCharania Clearly a Lakers fan because ain't no way they have the best moves this offseason lmaooo what you on, kid?

[Satoshis Lang @SatoshisLang]

@VigilantFox Floyd is all about material things. Never fully matured as a person.