Saturn Anderson

Just a father who loves to eat -- I mean, loves -- his many talented and brilliant children. Hit me up if you've got the time. Cause I'm the god of time.

[Saturn Anderson @SaturnAnderson]

@MccuePluto @Hellunderearth :( :( :(

Gods have feelings too, my son. #ouch

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@MccuePluto @mars_harrington Hmmm ... As your grandfather/father, I am a bit concerned that these Tweets will not help your Latin grade.

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@mars_harrington @BigelowMinerva >:(

[Saturn Anderson @SaturnAnderson]

@BigelowMinerva It's a family tradition! @jupiteroconnell

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@Hellunderearth #truedat

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@AngryNeptune I'll tell you who it's NOT ... @junoshubby

[Saturn Anderson @SaturnAnderson]

@junoshubby Eh-hem ...

[Saturn Anderson @SaturnAnderson]

@junoshubby You're welcome.

[Vulcan on the Hill @VulcanTheUgly]

@jupyslady You go girl! Retweet if you support incest! #SupportIncest #Incest

[Saturn Anderson @SaturnAnderson]

@Hellunderearth Like I said, #punsfordays

[Saturn Anderson @SaturnAnderson]

@gossipgod13 @Hellunderearth What? What am I doing wrong?

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@neptune_aronson @VulcanTheUgly We can't all be as handsome as @VulcanTheUgly (lolololol)

[Saturn Anderson @SaturnAnderson]

@minervaknowsall @VulcanTheUgly I may not be a good grandfather, but at least I didn't throw my son off of Mt. Olympus @junoshubby

[Saturn Anderson @SaturnAnderson]

@VulcanTheUgly They never get my hair right. Also, totes forgot to wear pants that day. #woops

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@Bacchus_Mercier @gossipgod13 Yummmm

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@Hellunderearth That one cut deep, my son.

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@Bacchus_Mercier @Bacchus_Mercier I think we both know where this is going ...

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@Hellunderearth @minervaknowsall I cannot teach that which I do not know, my son.

[Saturn Anderson @SaturnAnderson]

@junoshubby #Tasteslikechicken

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@cereslyagoddess @VulcanTheUgly This from the mother who sold her daughter to @Hellunderearth ... #Hypocrisy