Satvik Jaitly

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[Satvik Jaitly @Satvik_Jaitly]

Mr. @narendramodi , as a scientist from your constituency of Varanasi, I wanna ask you about the state of Ganga Cleaning which has not changed at all despite having brilliant scientists and resources available to you at Banaras Hindu University.
#ProfessionalsAskModi

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@TechAndCricket @Cryptic_Miind All switches are mechanical

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@theliverdoc Ayurveda may have been effective during the time of it's inception. Cleaner farming practices, no adulteration, sane vaidyas and lack of faster alternatives would have all contributed to it's efficacy. Today's context of all the above is different and hence outdated & ineffective

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@WeekendInvestng And yet again we forget the fact that replacement is cheaper than repair on any sufficiently advanced sector. With AI and IOT fault detection will become intuitive and replacement will be click, plug and play. Niches will exist though.

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@prasoon_ind @stockifi_Invest

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@GabbbarSingh That's Lex Luger

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@MyntraSupport Concern and apologies are accepted as transactions in Myntra? If yes, I have a whole stock from speaking to Ms Elma and Mr Saurabh of your customer care. How can I redeem these to purchase products?

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@myntra @MyntraSupport I am starting a @gofundme campaign for basic education, professional and uniform of your delivery executives. As a company you need it after hiring hooligans and thieves to do pickups and deliveries. Who do I reach out to for this?

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@MyntraSupport RO ji, meet @flipkartsupport another company hiring hooligans which happens to be your parent entity (sort of). Dono ka recruitment ek saath hota hai na?
Minimum qualification: Rudeness;
Ability to abuse: Preferred
Education and Customer Service: what's that got to do with it?

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@MyntraSupport Aapko paise mile kya? Ya aapke liye ek aur campaign chalaya jaaye?

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@MyntraSupport Your customer service is next in line for training. For that I am doing another funding campaign. I am sure @walmartindia and @Flipkart has run out of funding for your team. Your delivery people are resorting to theft so must not be paid either.

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@shoppersstop absolutely horrendous app based ordering. Non existent support on the contact number and a email revert policy of 72 hrs
A simple cancellation takes 48 hours. Selling luxury brands at above market margins.
Advice: Stick to in store. Omnichannel is not made for you.

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@CosmoBanarasi My response was particular to the electrical spectacle being loosely compared and built upon the ethereal enchanted Dev Diwali that we grew up with and made into a moolah raking enterprise. The issue at hand is Lack of Authenticity and Commercialization and Not Evolution.

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@CosmoBanarasi #facts

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@CosmoBanarasi The older than history Carved Stone steps replaced by barren concrete blocks with the traditional, spiritually significant diyas replaced by (most likely) Chinese LEDs. Seat of Deshbhakti and Hindu Hriday Samrat, Indeed. Systematic Spiritual Bankruptcy aiding monetary gains.

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@CosmoBanarasi They named the place based on the sounds of a metal bowl thrown down the stairs. #truestory

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@CosmoBanarasi Surahi works best if you are a germ freak.
Store RO water in Surahi for 24 hours before using.
Essentially the mineralization is what's missing with using RO water.

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@ptrmadurai @Vijay_Amritraj All Aces, No Deuce 😀

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@SandipGhose @tehseenp @ARanganathan72 @navikakumar We are so fixated on Justifications from Private Citizens while accountability for far larger expenses and expenditure by Office Bearers is missing from our current discourse. I am sure one interview in a 41k Tshirt is worth more than no interview and 5 costume changes a visit.

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@Swamy39 Heinou act. However, your confusion between ayodhya and Varanasi is equally sad. The bomb blasts happened in Varanasi and not Ayodhya. So if you can't recall the city of the incident correctly, i can't trust your memory regarding the reaction of the Arab world on the same.