Sauce Bandit

Seeking enlightenment through food and sauce accompaniment. Might steal your sauce.

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@therugseller This tasty looking one.

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@James_Smith18 No time for hunger struggles good sir. Use my voucher for £10 off a takeaway at https://t.co/LtRQkrge9y Get sauce :D

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Why isn't satay sauce part of every meal? #outrage

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@BethArzy @BloodyhellHS I would love to have some of this on my desk but I'm all the way in London. Bandit wants sauce in close proximity :<

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@anchenhansen Somebody actually understands this very, very real pain! I empathise wholeheartedly :<

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@saigonfoods I'll keep your secret if I can be your taste tester for the desserts :D

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@g_fadd90 Use my code at https://t.co/LtRQkrge9y for £10 off your local takeaway. Don't be a starving artist, rolling in leaves :<

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@therugseller I thought this rug was made out of pasta. How disappointing :<

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@ladytredwell You had me at 'Caramelised honey'.

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@missdemsxo So eat again. Use my voucher for @CentralDish and we both get money off a takeaway :D Never too cheeky for seconds!

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@DessertsHeaven So there is a direct correlation between chocolate consumed, and if your empire is about to collapse? Fascinating.

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@ItsFoodPorn I have never found the flag of Austria to be more compelling than this 🇦🇹

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@Zak_Taylor_Jiwa Don't be that hungry this close to the 25th. Use my voucher for £10 off a takeaway order with https://t.co/LtRQkrge9y :D

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Just got all this for £5.99 One love for @CentralDish! Absolute decadence! Food coma inbound.

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@xmisslaydeex Hi Morgannah, #hungrylife is not the way to go. Use my £10 off voucher at https://t.co/LtRQkrge9y and get ALL THE SAUCE :D

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@RealMapleSyrup If I consume enough Pure Maple with my bacon pancakes, how long before I acquire Canadian citizenship?

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@somegujijxker It's dangerous to be hungry in Winter. Try out my code at https://t.co/LtRQkrge9y and get £10 off a takeaway. Get sauce tho..

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Is it wrong to put the @PizzaExpress light salad dressing on non-salad consumables? [Y/N]

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@GermanHDStall That is what I'm all about! I might just have to make an appearance :D

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#ThatMomentWhen you're eating a tub of vanilla ice cream and your display picture reminds you that it's missing something :<