Things Neil from the After Party podcast looks exactly like, according to @MeatSauce1:
1) Woody from Toy Story had a coke poblem
2) A doll that was left out in the rain one too many days
Things the Bryce Young video is exactly like, according to @MeatSauce1.
1) Big Bird walking next to Ernie
2) Grimace and part of the Lollipop Guild walking together
3) A tree and a brand new tree growing side-by-side
Things that @MeatSauce1 says his face looks exactly like:
1) A catcher's mitt
2) A muppet that was left out in the rain
3) Jimmy Kleinsasser and Fred Flintstone had a child
4) Grimace and Ronald McDonald
Alternatives to Kyle Neptune being named Villanova head coach, according to @MeatSauce1:
Bill Venus
Esther Earth
Matt Moon
Penis Pluto
Urethra Uranus
Sam Saturn
Editor's Note: Mick Mars from Motley Crue is pissed.
Things Hawkey's Genesis smells exactly like, according to @Meatsauce1:
1) Coleslaw that was left on the 4th of July in the sun
2) Potato salad that's been in the back of the refrigerator for a decade
3) Zach's breath after a good weekend
Things that Rob Lowe wearing a towel look exactly like, according to @Meatsauce1:
1) Like he's hiding a rhino
2) Like he has a large pop in his pants
3) Like he's smuggling cookie dough
4) Like he's smuggling 4 or 5 Big Macs from McDonald's
#WhatElse
Things that @MeatSauce1 thinks Parrish's farts smell exactly like:
1) old eggs
2) like somebody took potato salad, left it out in the sun for a decade and a half, and then tried to eat it now
3) like Parrish eats nothing but raw mayonnaise (in the McDonald's drive-thru)
Things that the top and side of @MeatSauce1's head look exactly like:
1) Somebody who slept with Chris Hawkey's sister
2) Like he took a greased napkin and combed his hair with it
3) Like he dipped his head in the fry thing at McDonald's