David Friedlander

Wishing we had smarter people in charge

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Turns out active insurrection sucks the air out of the New Year celebration. #2020done

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@craigburley 🤫🤫🤫

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@the_bonnfire 🤫🤫🤫

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It’s great that Lenny Pickett’s nephew finally got to host the show. He looks so proud. #SNL

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There's nothing more emblematic of the patriarchy than Hers being anti-depressants while Hims is dick pills

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@thespursweb Did someone forget to box up the leftovers?

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@BrewCrewBall Alex Sanchez

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Charles Barkley: “If you are gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you sh*t, you tell em Charles says ‘f**k you!’”

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Spain women scored more headed goals in one game than the men did for one decade. #WEURO2022 #Esp

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@AdamMcCalvy @BoogSciambi @BAndersonPxP “I’m not saying Chicago hot dogs are bad. All I’m saying is is brats don’t need all the accoutrement. Mustard, sauerkraut, that’s it!”

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@JohnCornyn Are you confusing airports with airplanes? Because you’d still be wrong. May I direct your attention towards the big Arrivals and Departures signs?

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@jackiekcalmes @RexChapman At least Le Monde has the guts to not “both sides” the issue.

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These mass shootings happen so much that Ted Cruz really got a template ready to tweet whenever they occur. Shits wild

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@castingbyally Let’s go ahead and throw climate change in too. I don’t want to raise a kid in a world where I have to say “sorry about your future”

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It feels like the Warriors are doing a defensive equivalent of the Hack-a-Shaq to Luka. Attack-a-Doncic? #NBAonTNT #NBATwitter

[beIN SPORTS Türkiye @beINSPORTS_TR]

🎩 Mario Balotelli'nin 5. golü! #Seviyoruzİşte

💬 "Bu gole bir yorum rica edeyim..." #beINSüperLig

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@franklinleonard Piers Morgan gives Trump the jersey. Arsenal hasn’t finished in the UCL or above Tottenham since.

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@lgbtqfc What a fucking hit. I wanted that to go in so badly

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@ZTPetrizzo I mean, leaders of a right wing movement grifting their supporters is the real tradition here.

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@Lesdoggg @Legendary Not you, tagging the production company. Thomas Tull doesn’t need your help. #LegendaryMax

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Not sure why, but the show that can most regularly make me cry (not even the interviews) is #LegendaryHBOmax. Tears before the credits for Season 3