Homunculus Magnificus

random quotes i hear while i work at a bar land here.

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A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

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Imagine if I was eating Reese’s cups and you asked for one. And I proceed to unwrap the Reese’s cup from the package fully and then hand it to you.

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“Nemo touched what? And it had no clothes”

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Put the bass in my ass

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“Liquid sinner”

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“The gay in me is like Godzilla, one minute it’s not there. And the next it just shows up.”

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“Put the cum on your neck”

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I just saw somebody doing a fucking stinky leg together in unison like a waltz. and I don’t know how to feel.

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I hate getting no sleep because my brain is fighting for dopamine like George Washington on Christmas Eve for the Delaware.

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“I feel like I have to wag my tail and I’m going to get a ball”

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Thought I might remind you that’s it’s now 10 years ago

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Just reminding y’all summer 2016 ended 8 years ago

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“She’s got a chin you hold on to”

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Everything I love is either illegal, expensive or blonde

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“I like half ellipsis because is chic”

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“I need to win the lottery so I can go to the casino and lose it all”

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If you ever get married, you’re getting roofied.

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Bacon and ranch flavored tuna, in a can.

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Imagine if Joe camel had an Instagram

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I might have to go get some fent just to stand on business dawg

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Jimmy says “rumple one is causing issues”