Saul Bernstein

*PARODY* NHL/NFL/MLB Insider. Tel Aviv's Finest Sports Reporter. Loving Father of 3. Independent Journalist for North American Sports. Glory Hole Enthusiast. ✡️

[Saul Bernstein @SaulBernsieHNIC]

WOW: Sabres GM Jarmo Kekäläinen on NOT acquiring #GoJetsGo star Goaltender Connor Hellebuyck:

"We needed to save some cap space in order to sign some young players, but we also need to save some up to donate to the great cause over in Israel."

He added: "Womp Womp"

#Sabres

[Saul Bernstein @SaulBernsieHNIC]

@BMactookrjobs Because Buffalo got fucked, per @FriedgeHNIC.

[Saul Bernstein @SaulBernsieHNIC]

BEEAKING: Connor Hellebuyck trade may end up being a 3-way trade after all. Sources are saying the New Jersey #Devils will send the Goaltender to LAKEWOOD, New Jersey, in order to work for Israel.

Picks and Pennies heading back to Winnipeg, and a large Dildo to #Buffalo.

[Saul Bernstein @SaulBernsieHNIC]

@zachnhso Are you retarded this was game 2?

[Saul Bernstein @SaulBernsieHNIC]

TRADE: #Sabrehood  is acquiring #GoJetsGo Goaltender, Connor Hellebuyck in exchange for Radim Mrtka (D), Jiri Kulich (F) & Benjamin Netanyahu. In addition Buffalo is sending Goaltender Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen to #TelAviv for a biological weapon to be determined, per @frank_seravalli

[Saul Bernstein @SaulBernsieHNIC]

@NHL @Canes Canes still dipping their balls on habs chins LMAO

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

OP CALLED GAME‼️

[Saul Bernstein @SaulBernsieHNIC]

@wrhiv_72 @tigers L fatass🤣🤣🤣

[Saul Bernstein @SaulBernsieHNIC]

@1auryng I'm there.

[Saul Bernstein @SaulBernsieHNIC]

@LamarsThatGuy Shut up ape lover🤣🤣

[Saul Bernstein @SaulBernsieHNIC]

@Hubbz_44 @Benson4Allen @NHL Frog btw

[Saul Bernstein @SaulBernsieHNIC]

@Hubbz_44 @Benson4Allen @NHL Corn

[Saul Bernstein @SaulBernsieHNIC]

@The_Revenger84 @SteveFoote65 @Hector394888836 @NHL Rand new hockey fans? Buddy the lightning fanbase is absolutely a laughingstock compared to Buffalo

[Saul Bernstein @SaulBernsieHNIC]

@AdamSchefter @WinSportsGroup Ravens fans in shambles they treat this dude like they should be treating Lamar

[Saul Bernstein @SaulBernsieHNIC]

@bigrepuslaytion Easy layup tf you mean

[MyTimeToShineHello @MyTimeToShineH]

Fuck Sony, because of them we can't get this Kingpin in the movies

[Saul Bernstein @SaulBernsieHNIC]

@PrettyLuvBird Why do you hate your dad?

[Saul Bernstein @SaulBernsieHNIC]

@PrettyLuvBird Always #them

[Saul Bernstein @SaulBernsieHNIC]

@yapmatt It sucks bc he can't play Lamar every January 🫩

[Saul Bernstein @SaulBernsieHNIC]

@LamarsThatGuy BREAKING: Local retard discovers internet trolls and blames a whole fanbase.