Saurav Goyal

Avoiding responsibilities since 1990
Entrepreneur | Over Thinker

[Saurav Goyal @SauravGoyal]

If I had a penny for every time I didn't finish this joke format

[Saurav Goyal @SauravGoyal]

In spite of being the head of the state, having to travel everyday from East to South- small villages, road shows. The party has all the power. Your stature is meaningless.

[Saurav Goyal @SauravGoyal]

@actmukeshkhanna From Shaktiman to Homelander. What a fall.

[Saurav Goyal @SauravGoyal]

@HomeCentreIndia my order number is 1277666349
I was supposed to get the shipment today. But the website says it hasn't even been packed yet. Please help

[Joy Bhattacharjya @joybhattacharj]

Einstein's birthday, and Pi Day today. Because March 14 is written as 3.14 in the US, the first 3 numbers in the irrational number Pi.
And what could be more irrational than thinking that, exactly 25 years ago, two batters could last through the whole day and lead India to one of the greatest ever test victories against the Australian juggernaut.
March 14th, Einstein Day, Pi Day, & Dravid and Laxman Day!

[Saurav Goyal @SauravGoyal]

@radvaz https://t.co/cqnmuRPZCn

[Vipassana Research Institute @VipassanaOrg]

https://t.co/HrtfnfW7qv
#Buddha #Dhamma #Sangha #Vipassana #Meditation #SayagyiUBaKhin #SNGoenka #buddhateachings #enlightenment #peace #meditatedaily #mettabhavana #mindfulness #spirituality #compassion #lovingkindness #meditate #meditationpractice #metta

[Saurav Goyal @SauravGoyal]

@TheBanat What were you doing in Ozark S05?

[Saurav Goyal @SauravGoyal]

Rohit, Yashasvi, Gill, Paddikal, Sarfaraz/Patidar, Bharat, Akash, Bumrah, Siraj, Ashwin, Kuldeep
#INDvsENGTest #Rajkot

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Saurav Goyal @SauravGoyal]

Wrote something to help explain my struggles with anxiety.
https://t.co/FAvEOGBKzq
#GAD #Anxiety #MentalHealthAwarenessMonth #MentalHealthMatters #Poetry #Poem

[Saurav Goyal @SauravGoyal]

https://t.co/YNzaCNSZn6

Wrote something on mental health. Do read and comment. #MentalHealth #HindiPoem

[Saurav Goyal @SauravGoyal]

@arbabali_jmi Ok

[Saurav Goyal @SauravGoyal]

@kurkureter Where did you even find this tweet from?

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Sir Jadeja will break Lara's record in this match!!

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@ashwinmushran Guess you 'chose' the wrong letters

[Saurav Goyal @SauravGoyal]

Wordle 227 3/6

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[Saurav Goyal @SauravGoyal]

😂 hilarious stuff once again

[Anirban Dasgupta @adg_5]

Hello. It’s been a while. New stand up out on YouTube. Pls watch in peace and share if you enjoy it.

https://t.co/b7ZQEd1wOD

[Saurav Goyal @SauravGoyal]

Of course!! They are not citizens of this country, they are rulers. Beyond the law of the land and without humanity.

[NDTV @ndtv]

#TrendingTonight | "All leaders from all political parties flouted #COVID19 norms. The responsibility lies with all political parties": Chandra Kumar Bose, Senior Leader, BJP

[Saurav Goyal @SauravGoyal]

Don't remember which seat Biden stood for and won in India, that the entire Indian media and RW is blaming him and asking him tough questions. Only if they'd show some spine and ask their own elected representatives 10% of those questions. #COVID19India

[Saurav Goyal @SauravGoyal]

How stupid is it to have just one match for the World Test Championship?! Should have been a best of 3, at least!

[Saurav Goyal @SauravGoyal]

What a day for comedy in Calcutta. Retired Comedy Club's first show and what a laugh riot it was. @RitabrataDass ending with a killer set. Can't wait for the video to come out!

[Saurav Goyal @SauravGoyal]

The film I recently starred in, Spicy Rum, is one of the 10 thriller short films selected for Grizzdance Film festival!

View the film now at
https://t.co/XdSdccxNcd
#SpicyRum #ShortFilm @OUfilmfest