Saurav Singh

Artist

[Shubham @aShubhamz]

Genghis khan murdered 4 crore people in his lifetime.

Even then when he was dying, he called his advisor and asked, “is there any place where I’ll be forgiven for my sins”.

And what his advisor replied is still written on his tombstone in golden words.

His advisor replied “my lord, far south from here there’s a country named India, if you go there and join BJP, you won’t even realise when they transform your sins into good and you won’t even have to apologise”

[DepressedBergman @DannyDrinksWine]

"I put two balls and a big c*ck between the legs of the Italian cinema!"

--- Tinto Brass

Happy 93rd birthday, Tinto Brass!

[Kamlesh Singh / Tau @kkstau]

It's a shame that only American citizens vote in the US presidential election. Ideally, every person on earth should have a say in who becomes a US President because the US president seems to have a say in how people live anywhere. If Trump can throw every country off balance with his actions, citizens of every country should have a vote in deciding who they want to be ordering around wars. Wild.

[rahi anil barve @BarveRahi]

MANN-PISHACH
A zero-budget film experiment by Rahi Anil Barve.
An 80-minute film built on a home PC using two actors (Yaaneea Bhardwaj, Deepak Damle), a 60-page script, hand-drawn storyboards, iPhone recordings, Photoshop, generative AI and After Effects.

Total cost: ₹33,000.

If even one broke filmmaker realizes something can be created from nothing, the experiment was worth it.

Trailer + upcoming full film in 4K:
https://t.co/p7j4Dy2CKS

#MannPishach #IndianHorror #AIFilm #IndieFilm #ZeroBudgetFilm

[rahi anil barve @BarveRahi]

MANN-PISHACH
A zero-budget film experiment by Rahi Anil Barve.
An 80-minute film built on a home PC using two actors (Yaaneea Bhardwaj, Deepak Damle), a 60-page script, hand-drawn storyboards, iPhone recordings, Photoshop, generative AI and After Effects.

Total cost: ₹33,000.

If even one broke filmmaker realizes something can be created from nothing, the experiment was worth it.

Trailer + upcoming full film in 4K:
https://t.co/p7j4Dy2CKS

#MannPishach #IndianHorror #AIFilm #IndieFilm #ZeroBudgetFilm

[Kamlesh Singh / Tau @kkstau]

The good news is that Donald Trump can always declare the end of the war in Iran saying the goal has been achieved because there was never a goal to begin with.

The bad news is that the goal keeps shifting. Golshifteh is gorgeous, by the way. The best thing to come out of Iran in a long time.

[Cricketologist @AMP86793444]

Did you know that the longest 6 in the history of cricket wasn’t hit by Gayle or Guptill or Abhishek?

It was actually hit in 1899. A batsman named Sinclair hit a 6 and the ball fell into an about to depart railway wagon adjacent to Old Wanderers Stadium and the ball was only retrieved at train’s destination in Cape Town, some 1600 kilometres away.

Howzzat! 😂

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and
announces,If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man. enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A Man stands up, removes his shirt and says, Here, iron this!

[Poetic Outlaws @OutlawsPoetic]

“At least two thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice, and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity: idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religious or political idols.”

— Aldous Huxley

[Javed Akhtar @Javedakhtarjadu]

Lay day Kay apnay pas faqat ik nazar toh hai / kyon dekhenay zindagi ko kisi ki nazar say hum . Happy birth anniversary of Sahir to all his admirers .

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

A woman has an affair while her husband is at work.

While she's in bed with her lover, her 13-year-old son walks in, sees them both, and hides in the closet to watch.

Then the husband comes home and the woman puts her lover in the closet too without noticing that her son is already in there.

Son: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes."

Son: "I have a baseball."
Man: "Nice."

Son: "Do you want to buy it?"

Man: "No thanks."

Son: "My father is standing out there..."

Man: "Okay, alright, how much?"

Son: "$250"

Man: "Okay."

Now the boy hides in the closet whenever the bell is ringing. After three weeks the same thing happens again, again the son and the lover are together in the closet.

Son: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes."

Son: "I have a baseball glove."

The man remembers the game from last time and annoyedly asks, "How much this time?"

Son: "$750"

Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the son: "Let's play baseball, get your ball and glove."

Boy: "I can't, I sold the stuff."

Father: "For how much?"

Boy: "$1000."

Father: "That's outrageous, ripping off your friends like that! That's a lot more than the things are worth. You're coming to church now and confessing your sins."

Both go to church and the father puts the boy in the confessional.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Priest: "Don't start that shit again!"

[Poetic Outlaws @OutlawsPoetic]

@PassagePress The novels of Steinbeck, Hemingway, and Cormac McCarthy. The poetry of Roethke, Bukowski and Mary Oliver. The essays and aphorisms of Cioran and Montaigne. Read D.H. Lawrence. Read Ernest Becker. Read Dostoevsky Read the Romantic poets. Read Kerouac and the Beats.

[Saurav Singh @SauravS96005347]

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[Poetic Outlaws @OutlawsPoetic]

“Inflation is going to impoverish all of us before people get pissed off enough to realize that all of the last hundred years of economic progress was actually a shell game to create billionaires, while the great masses of people saw their standard of living eroded and destroyed.”

— Terence McKenna

[Poetic Outlaws @OutlawsPoetic]

Society often forgives
the criminal; it never
forgives the
dreamer.

― Oscar Wilde

[Poetic Outlaws @OutlawsPoetic]

@GoingParabolic Drinking built civilization, and it will outlast all you teetotalling dipshits. Drink beer and live. Quit being a pathetic weakling.

[Poetic Outlaws @OutlawsPoetic]

“Let me tell you something. Happiness is bullshit. It's the great myth of the late 20th century. You think Picasso was happy? You think Hemingway was? Hendrix? They were miserable shits.

No art worth a damn was ever created out of happiness. I can tell you that. Ambition, narcissism, sex, rage.

Those are the engines that drive every great artist, every great man. A hole that can't be filled. That's why we're all such miserable assholes.”

-- Ed Harris, Kodachrome

[Zimbabwe Cricket @ZimCricketv]

We’ve done it! 🇿🇼 🥳

#T20WorldCup

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

Teams are picking and choosing their T20 World Cup fixtures. We choose today to announce our refusal to play any future matches against Denmark in Copenhagen. It is a jungle out there.

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

We are aware of shifting sands in the tournament fixtures and the calls for us to fill the sudden void that has emerged on 15th February. However, as a responsible Board who believe in the merits of consistency and certainty, we remain withdrawn from the tournament. Only 50 million krónur and a private jet will change our minds.