Lazy eye of Sauron

He/Him/It, Hacker, Radio nut, Cyborg, Bsides Pensacola, occasional weeb trash, Opinions are my own.

[Lazy eye of Sauron @SauronLazy]

Still looking for new work. If you know anyone in need of a Trust and Safety analyst. Send them my way. I have SQL and Google sheets experience, experience investigating CSAM distribution on platforms, and experience contributing to policy.

[Taco Wizard @Wykettz]

Nothing quite like starting the day expecting to just be preoccupied by being on storm watch, only to get blindsided by being laid off from work as well.

[Lazy eye of Sauron @SauronLazy]

As of today I have been laid off as a Trust and Safety Agent for Linden Lab/Second Life. They were a great place to work for, and I wish them well. If anyone knows of any T&S positions, my DMs are open.

[Lazy eye of Sauron @SauronLazy]

@endingwithali As someone who prefers LISP.... yeah, this is accurate.

[Zoey Selman (V3rbaal) @v3rbaal]

As most know, @L0nelyH4ckers is an official @defcon community this year! 🥳 We've set up an #LHC shop to help offset expenses so we can do really cool things for the community! And 100% of all proceeds will be used towards the #LHC community at #DEFCON. https://t.co/gHvcOw1qJy

[Lazy eye of Sauron @SauronLazy]

@DreamLeaf5 I will never understand the hate for the I like girls video. Like he just really likes girls..... What's not to like.

[Lazy eye of Sauron @SauronLazy]

@ComradeEevee In that regard, great time to get in too. All the designs for witch from mercury absolutely slap.

[Lazy eye of Sauron @SauronLazy]

@ComradeEevee It's literally just pick a series with the coolest looking mechs, that's it. That's where you start.

[Lazy eye of Sauron @SauronLazy]

If I ever find whoever told me the wrong instructions as how to take off the front left shelter cowling for my nm4 I am going to use their scrotum as a speed bag.

[Lazy eye of Sauron @SauronLazy]

I wonder how much it would cost to have the fairings for my bike 3D scanned, because they're so hard to find that it would be more cost effective to scan and 3D print them if they need to be replaced.

[Lazy eye of Sauron @SauronLazy]

@AlyssaM_InfoSec Y I K E S

[Lazy eye of Sauron @SauronLazy]

TFW your new bike is so cool that your car gets jealous and decides to light up your dash like a christmas tree with electrical issues

... and I mean that as both "a christmas tree with electrical issues" and "all the problems are electrical issues"

[Lazy eye of Sauron @SauronLazy]

@last_person Thanks! It's the bike that made me want to get a bike, and luckily there was one nearby. Figured I'd be dumb to pass it up.

[Lazy eye of Sauron @SauronLazy]

New (to me) bike!

[Lazy eye of Sauron @SauronLazy]

@WetwareDulachan Instead of paying full price, just pay for game pass.

[Lazy eye of Sauron @SauronLazy]

well, If everything goes according to plan, Wednesday I'll have a new (to me) motorcycle

[Lazy eye of Sauron @SauronLazy]

Mom: "you need to go outside, you need more vitamin D"

Me: "If I need more D the gay bar is a 5 minute walk from my apartment"

[Lazy eye of Sauron @SauronLazy]

Dudes will talk about not having friends, then spend a significant amout of their money on tabletop role-playing games they never get to play.

Hi, I'm dudes.

[Lazy eye of Sauron @SauronLazy]

Now I'm going to spend my 2 weeks off with anxiety and going "well, this is it, it was a good run, better start looking for jobs"

Just a bad idea all around.

[Lazy eye of Sauron @SauronLazy]

HR people, Team Leads....

DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT, wait until the day before someone is going to take 2 weeks off for their first vacation in 3 years to tell them that they need to schedule a meeting with HR. I don't care if it's just to update regulatory docs.