Sausage Fëst

Rock 'n' roll miracle band with amazing hair and the tightest pants you've ever seen.

[Sausage Fëst @SausageFestRock]

How the fuck did @onedirection get a tribute band already? @UnionJworld or whatever...

[Sausage Fëst @SausageFestRock]

Fuck! What did I eat? My asshole's like a windsock filled with nutella and feels like I got buttfucked with a jalapeno :S

[Sausage Fëst @SausageFestRock]

Wondering what to do this Saturday night? The Fëst has a plan! Whorehouse http://t.co/73XVvgtZFM on #SoundCloud

[Sausage Fëst @SausageFestRock]

Acquired an essential piece of kit for any fucking awesome rock band: a smoke machine! Can't wait to try this motherfucker out!

[Sausage Fëst @SausageFestRock]

Sun is out! What better than do than wander around in tights, rocking out?!
http://t.co/btdwmsKNGG #rock #sun #fuckyeah

[Sausage Fëst @SausageFestRock]

I understand the music is all a matter of opinion, I can't just say something sucks. So, it is my opinion that the @Beady_Eye single sucks.

[Sausage Fëst @SausageFestRock]

Some classic cock rock for a lazy Sunday!
https://t.co/HIWJTHPyyg
#defleppard #rock #funny #band #music

[Sausage Fëst @SausageFestRock]

#ifiwastrendingeveryonewouldfollowmenomatterwhattheythoughtofourmusic #trending #followmeandillfollowyoubutonlyontwitternotinreallife

[Sausage Fëst @SausageFestRock]

Holy shit, we made this song! Party down in Hades, bitches!
https://t.co/xkWwg7DoMv
#soundcloud #rock #devil #satan #hell #sandwiches

[Sausage Fëst @SausageFestRock]

Nice, relaxing drive today with some nice, relaxing metal http://t.co/diYE0zrpjk
#megadeth #wellithinkitsrelaxing #ialsochillouttoironmaiden

[Sausage Fëst @SausageFestRock]

Fuck me, this is one of the sexiest songs I've ever fuckin' heard!
http://t.co/bvNZfjj8ss via @youtube
#whitesnake #rock

[Sausage Fëst @SausageFestRock]

#tweetliketheoppositegender If only there was some way to let all four members of Sausage Fëst inside me at the same time! #thismighthurt

[Sausage Fëst @SausageFestRock]

Love this track, especially when we're fucking' playing it! Pour Some Sugar On Me http://t.co/PqsJ9z1IUC on #SoundCloud

[Sausage Fëst @SausageFestRock]

That #BeliebersWantToBeYourSmileJustin trend is creeping me the fuck out... #idontgetit

[Sausage Fëst @SausageFestRock]

#iloveyoubecause you hold my hair back at lunch time when I hit the bottle too hard in the morning. #puke

[Sausage Fëst @SausageFestRock]

Reckon we should have a bash at getting into the Eurovision next time :) #rock #fuckyeah #eurovision

[Sausage Fëst @SausageFestRock]

Friday night! Let's party with Beelzebub!
https://t.co/xkWwg7DoMv
#party #drink #devil #rock #sausagefest

[WHITESNAKE @whitesnakeblog]

Forevermore... Live from Belfast 2013 http://t.co/cvtfjPueqm

[Sausage Fëst @SausageFestRock]

I think I love you...
http://t.co/AZ5n1qTFHJ via @youtube
#wildthing #rock #supersupergroup

[Sausage Fëst @SausageFestRock]

First, I was like 'Whoa!', then I was like 'WHOA!' but then I was all 'whoa...'