savannah houston

dumb virgin who can’t drive

[savannah houston @SavHoustonn]

@Support can you please respond to my ad account issue I’m trying to spend money

[savannah houston @SavHoustonn]

@AdsSupport please reply to my support ticket - I’m trying to spend $$$ on your failing app

[savannah houston @SavHoustonn]

@binghott @herrmanndigital Really struggling with understanding this one. Lots of clients in the tourism space, so no use for locals. Lots of clients that are local destinations, so no use for tourists or travelers. Hoping the algorithm will work it out but man. What a curveball.

[savannah houston @SavHoustonn]

@AmericanDadTBS @TrevorProject @TBSNetwork Roger for All Stars 9 #AmericanDrag

[savannah houston @SavHoustonn]

Condragulations to all those involved in this work of art — @RIKKI_DONT out here making herstory! #AmericanDrag

[American Dad @AmericanDadTV]

To mark the 350th episode of American Dad, Roger is finally being honored as a drag icon! Help us celebrate drag herstory by raising money for the @TrevorProject. For every quote-tweet this video gets using #AmericanDrag, @TBSNetwork will donate $1 to @TrevorProject (up to $20k).

[savannah houston @SavHoustonn]

@IstvanicMarin List

[savannah houston @SavHoustonn]

Yabba dabba doo! Spending time with my boo! @TimmyJim89

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

[savannah houston @SavHoustonn]

My biggest regret in life is moving more than four miles away from a Walmart Neighborhood Market

[Anna @Anna_Snackz]

they should cancel the rest of the show and just have everyone describe what happened big little lies style

[chris person @Papapishu]

The Oscars wouldn’t fabricate a fake assault because they could never do anything even remotely that interesting on purpose

[savannah houston @SavHoustonn]

I have this theory that Republicans don’t wear sunscreen. Idk how to test it though

[savannah houston @SavHoustonn]

I would give up a steak dinner to chomp on a Polly Pocket stiletto right now

[savannah houston @SavHoustonn]

Chicken Tavern Movie Tenders

[savannah houston @SavHoustonn]

Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and I’m about to take a sip of water after chewing mint gum

[savannah houston @SavHoustonn]

@calpalpadgett Hhhhahahhahahahahaha…..except Heidi

[savannah houston @SavHoustonn]

I don’t care about your golden retriever

[savannah houston @SavHoustonn]

@jaaaaackass_ Propaganda Extravaganza

[savannah houston @SavHoustonn]

Why was Biz Markie friends with women named Agnes and Agatha? Those are grandma names