Savannah Stewart

I put a bird on it!

[Savannah Stewart @SavaStew]

Rough night for me; get hit with bird seed, then get hit by a car. Don't know which one is worse! #agsassin #roughnight

[Savannah Stewart @SavaStew]

Just learned in class that wild bird seed has an extremely high level of pest infestation: that's unfortunate. #eww #agsassins

[Savannah Stewart @SavaStew]

Don't hate the player, hate the game. #Agsassins

[Savannah Stewart @SavaStew]

Someone accused me of paying for friends today because I live in a house: of course I do, Netflix is totally worth it. #hatersgonnahate

[Savannah Stewart @SavaStew]

Things I learned during #SB2K15 1. Apartment hunting sucks 2. Don't try to wax a white car after dark.

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@GingerVaile It's hard to find potential dates who also don't have souls. #WhyImSingle

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@EmmKat34 True, your mom also frequently comments on my posts.

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@EmmKat34 My mom is the most frequent comment-er on my Facebook posts. #WhyImSingle

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@EmmKat34 @GingerVaile Too many reasons to choose from... #WhyImSingle

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I just got a Valentine's Day card from my cats. #WhyImSingle

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@HaleyHannaman No way, not me!

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Sign that you were ready for the semester to be over: giggling while writing a scathing TEVAL #sorrynotsorry #noragrets

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Best white elephant gift ever! Sorry @CK_Jones, hope this won't affect my grade too much!

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So, does KU now have a wizard playing on their team now?

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Tailgates: the only time it is okay to accept food from total strangers #cookies #freefood

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Thanks @Android! KitKat may have finally made me an iPhone person. 2 phones dead, not trying another! #update #worstever #downgrade

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It will never cease to amaze me that "raised without the miracle of modern medicine" is a selling point for food. #seriously

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Started my internship today. I was almost 20 minutes late because I was pulling on the front door instead of pushing. #Whoops

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Epitome of #finalsweek is finding out that you have been doing something wrong all semester. #whoops #mybad

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I've learned two important things this week; snitches get stitches and its hard to get birdseed out of carpet #agsassin