Sam Houk

Yearning to be a personal victim of Mike Budenholzer and his lies

[Mark R. Brown, AICP, CNU @Car_Free_USA]

Transit and walkable neighborhoods are going to look a lot better to skeptics when gas hits $7/gallon this summer.

[Zoey Belladonna @z_belladonna]

Nobu is the Chili’s of fine dining- I will not elaborate

[Michael Irvin @michaelirvin88]

MAN WHEN WE PLAYED IN THAT COLD WEATHER WE WAS COLD.

[delusional girl❤️‍🔥 @roobytrap]

my most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore

[Sam Houk @SavageSam12]

@MannyM1313 Sports on tv has lost so much of the uniqueness that made it great. Why is every single game packaged the same way!!

[Sam Houk @SavageSam12]

@MannyM1313 The parts where they aren’t singing are so great. Unfortunately that’s 1/20th of the musical lol

[Sam Houk @SavageSam12]

@MannyM1313 Running the purple line express until midnight would save me

[Sam Houk @SavageSam12]

At the Amtrak Empire Builder smoking stop and no one knew you 🫣

[Sam Houk @SavageSam12]

@pr0pheta_ Have some respect

[Sam Houk @SavageSam12]

@MannyM1313 This is how I found out he dropped out 😭

[Sam Houk @SavageSam12]

@sergelato The Greek peas go stupid

[Sam Houk @SavageSam12]

@Flap_jaques The Chicago lofi authority logo goes sooo hard

[Sam Houk @SavageSam12]

@MannyM1313 Celebrities get their own section

[aarøn. @ayroned]

Everything is 30 rock or Veep now

[Sam Houk @SavageSam12]

@FlamingoDrip Buddies too highway pilled to remember roads turn

[Sam Houk @SavageSam12]

@FlamingoDrip #FearTheDeer

[Sam Houk @SavageSam12]

@pr0pheta_ You would be the type to never have tried one 😭

[Sam Houk @SavageSam12]

@_dirtydean If you buy these you lowkey kinda have it coming when you inevitably get murdered and turned to sausage

[Sam Houk @SavageSam12]

@TylerAki_